Aidan

The woman who done the countdown to kickoff pish in the Switzerland-Poland game.

There's a woman that stays up here who is down for that today. If you could arrange for a vehicle to plough through them it would be very much appreciated.

Woke up to find more money in my bank than I had expected. Been out for a haircut, bought some new clothes, took the old dear and my grandfolks out for some lunch and I'm now at home chilling with a few cans.

Clothing for just kicking about the house in, or jeans that have only been used for nipping to the shop or something is no more than 3 days. Shirt and trousers for work should be fresh every day, and it should always be fresh clothing for a night out.

After my successful spell as player manager of the winning side at a 7's tournament in Inverkeillor back in 2012, I'm now relegated to an "impact sub". Oh how the mighty have fallen.

FS looks like I'm benched hope you get beat 37-0

I might need to become a few inches taller and bulk up a bit, but other than that it sounds ideal.

I'm not an Arbroath fan but I did play alongside Kane for a couple of seasons, can I join in?

Quite surprised to learn that they get commission on the sales they make on board, considering the amount of moaning they do whenever you ask to buy a ticket.

From what I saw of Martyniuk at Montrose, he was very average, and could probably do a solid but unspectacular job for most teams at this level. His dad is a w****r though.

Driving would have been worse, what I should have done was got off at Lancaster and waited for the next train.

Just finished the Glasgow to Montrose leg of the journey, my new PTTGOYN is train journeys in general.

Got stuck on a train from Preston to Glasgow with a hangover, a sore head just to getting elbowed last night and having had two hours sleep and a fat family who decided that everyone fucking loves Johnny Cash so everyone on the train wants to listen to fat wife singing in her horrible weegie accent.

Not sure if there's a better thread to use, but is Glasgow Queen Street still fine to travel through with the upgrades or whatever it is going on at the station?

Guy that owns a Chinese in Montrose has the plate 8C. I dread to think how much that set him back.

I'm off, and there's no afternoon game at the EurosðŸ™

Holiday at The Red Lion?

I'm guessing this is who they were actually on about.

Seems a bit daft leaving a coaching role at a top flight club in search of first team football, only to take up a coaching role at a top flight club

If it's an iPhone, go into your storage, select manage storage, click on the update then delete it.

If it's paid for for the full year, just contact them to say you're not renewing.

Now that it's been mentioned, I seem to vaguely remember Montrose Roselea having flags around about the halfway line for no apparent reason

This 10 second countdown pish to kick off the games at the Euros.

Cheers Deeboy, shut up Gordie.