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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    That French p***k on the BT goals programme is a right fanny.
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    Imagine getting in such a state and hating, presumably, the country of your birth so much because your sports club were not given favourable treatment and then frothing because one of the clubs rivals felt that it would be unfair as well.
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    Criminal decision. Hopefully the SFA overturn it.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    We’re any special measures taken in 1967, 1972, 1983?
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pat Bonner is a fucking egg head.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Tears tae a glass ee.
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    Chaos here in Dundee. The microwave has broken down.
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    Dont think Jason de Vos actually exists tbh
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Excellent, stick some in an envelope and post them to Melanius Mullarkey. They'll either reach me or the footballer with the same name (im following him on Twitter so I will await his tweet). Sky? Any excuse to post this.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    I hate (HATE) Kim-Joys stupid face.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    It’s taken my 3 days to be calm enough to write this but Sainsbury’s in Dundee no longer stock oyster mushrooms. They only do packs of “exotic” mushrooms which are a mixture of oyster, shiitake and maitake. Whilst my chicken reisling and buttered noodles turned out just grand, I’m sure if Nigella has seen it I’m sure she would have called the police (or preferably smothered me with her ample baps). Very much reminded me of how the jumpers of 9/11 must have felt.
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    Don’t worry, they’ll write to you to tell you when your due up.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    These are the problems you encounter when McDonalds goes 24hrs.
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    The fucking nick of this c**t. No wonder he got shouted at. Eta the longest he’s been in a job has been 2 years. Another failed startup twatmonger.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Simply the best. Where have I heard that before?
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  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ah, probably was them then.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Michty me!
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Dont think my ancestors were rustlers. More rubbers or frottagers according to the family tree.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    The fucking Dandies, min.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sunday looks like some potential scenes.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    PT Barnum came from Buckie.
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    What? Were you both in the buff or somesuch?
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Whats the point in have a competition that parachutes failed teams from other competitions? Its just another way of continuing to reward failure for the sake of TV money. "Here you are football club, come and play int he Champions League. Oh sorry you've failed, here have a go at the Europa league instead. Oh sorry you've failed, here keep going until we can further rim the arseholes of Sky etc". Utter shite.
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