Melanius Mullarkey

Judging by his second comment I would say he's down to 1 Mars Bar.

The big question is though: Are you on the outside looking in or the inside looking out?

Who do you think I am? Whiskychimp?

Seriously hope the Dundee schools dont close tomorrow. Was getting quite irate with the bairn earlier as she kicked the head off my snowman. Little shite.

“As Rangers narrow the gap on Celtic, do we now have a genuine title race?” asks BBC Scotland news. Sigh.

Agreed. The gnashing of teeth this morning was a delight. Play to the whistle. In more important news, a (maroon) wheelie bin blew onto the road in front of me earlier. Luckily I managed to stop a good 20 m before I hit it.

No. It’s nowhere near that bad. Nothing like the BBC to desperately whip up some hysteria.

Snowplough and gritter just toddled up the street (a cul de sac) #coonciltax #valueformoney

So far...........

This.

What the f**k are the army doing? Sitting on their heroic arses, that’s what. pffft.

Blue bin for garden waste, then?

My council tax went up last year, and my road still isnt fucking gritted. Nor are my bins emptied. Bins aren't till Thursday, m8.

CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED.

What a nation of shitebags. f**k all new sna' in Dundee and in fact the sun has been out.

I'm no Jacques Cousteau but I think that's the sea rolling in, m8.

Is there any other kind? Ones that are breathingly challenged? This. Except mine doesn't work but I still wish she would f**k off and stop nipping my bonce.

Including unwanted wives?

Those lavvies wont unblock themselves you know. Anyway, took the bairn to school earlier. Although the roads were a bit dodgy nobody died on route. I on the other hand felt it was too dangerous to go to work today so a day of working from home (ie getting the sledge runners sharpened for later).

Hiya Sandra, Hiya Pal!

They probably should have stuck in at school. If it was open.

Down now. Pretty sure for a while it was: