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    Morecambe are c**ts. I had an 8-team acca on yesterday, and i was waiting on chesterfield to beat them. Morecambe scored a last-minute equaliser to rob me of £93 sickened.
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    There's a game on at daft o'clock on channel five again. I get 2 nasn games recorded and then watch them on a monday, the kings and oilers game was quite good, finished 4-1 to the kings. One thing i have noticed is the number of dirty hits there have been so far, boulerice (philly flyers) being the worst.
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    Jokes thread for that kind of pish.
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    You're a fine person to accuse anyone of being boring. Any chance of your parents taking you on a holiday to portugal?
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    Found out we have a stock take at work next friday, with a possible 8 p.m finish, and it's payday that day
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    I've been doing football coupons for ages now, and i hardly ever get anything. My fiancee, who's done about 5 coupons, wins £142.53 on an accumulator! Im happy for her, but im muttering under my breath
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    Would'nt it be strange if the private security firm "found" maddie's body?
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    What gets my back up is the amount of people that say "oh, the parents have nothing to do with it". How do they know?
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    Peddle your ass, and sell crack. Thats what i did for a bit. Now i'm loaded.
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    I saw that too, what a greetin faced old hoorbag.
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    Sorry, but
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    How do we know they arent bullshitting everyone?
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    Not yet anyway...............
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    So they can use the money for legal fees if needed.
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    To be honest shakey, i dont think anyone was giving a f**k about anything last night
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    No need
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    I reckon kate hit maddie, and she has fell and cracked her head off the floor, resulting in her death.
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    Put my work trousers in the washing machine, but i forgot to take my phone out of the pocket. It is fucked
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    If my team got humped 5-2 i'd be getting wasted. Up ye!!
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    I currently have the mother of all shaving rashes. My neck is itching like hell.
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    If she has, so what?
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    "Richard the badger" doesnt really have much of a ring to it. How about boris, or brian?
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    I left my wallet on a hooker's bedside cabinet
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    Gigs

    philpy replied to pilsner_ffc's topic in The Music Forum

    Was the guy that pissed himself a guy with a yellow tracky top with blue trousers and a cap, with a tash and glasses? he was standing near me and he smelled a bit, we had to move
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