Dan Steele

Late to the party, but here you go. I was a bit wary as at the best of times my face looks like a bulldog licking a pishy nettle. Pleasantly surprised tbh.

But what's the %age been during lockdown?

Just don't. Although this would be a great party turn

Phwoar!!!

I'd just glare back at the machine, it's my money it's issuing, ffs.

For your perfect night in

"Vote Lib-Dem, it's cool". Well, as political slogans go it's a yes from me. Nah, they're nothing but Tory enablers who'll say whatever it takes to get power. And screw it up as usual.

A chase for profits at the expense of the elderly in need of specialist care, many at end of life, is what drives care home companies. Staff working under intense pressure before the pandemic and stretched to breaking point is a disgrace. I've said it before, strip the private element out and bring all care homes under SG/Council control. A National Care Service alongside National Health Service (Scotland) and provide the complete cradle to grave service.

#allkneesmatter

From about 2 mins in for the 'running out' bit! Hope this works. Happy birthday.

Birthday greetings from Forfar!

They should ask the other gammon da's in front of them to move.

Not yet, Wee Willie.

Was it second hand or were you just unlucky? They can live 10-12 years usually.

Given that the only other landscape on offer is continuing with Westminster I'd be interested to hear what Westminster might do or offer to change your mind from Scotland having all the levers of an independent country.

After yet another display of hate-filled violence, Union Jack waving, nazi salutes, high levels of the seethe, and Trump-level statements, I wonder if they could maybe list a few of the positive points of their gang or do they think those are the positive points.

Beholden aye, right you are

In the hole.

Ah, that makes more sense. It's been a typo (still there) on the National website.

Cheers. Seemed an odd phrase.

Heard mention of "stress-access" shops opening at the end of the month. What does that mean?

Although best known for her wonderful rendition of We'll Meet Again, Vera Lynn was also an accomplished song writer, responsible for the classics Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head, Day Trip to Bognor and U2's hit single With or Without You.

"I'll set the cats on ye".