Dan Steele

I think there's a vocational college for them at the Gibbon centre at Laurencekirk.

I get really annoyed when after its been pishing down all day, 9 o'clock comes around and there's not a cloud in the sky.

Act responsibly, says the PM ahead of a 6am opening time. 5.55 is going to be like

She was chairing the Scottish government Resilience Committee, which is the Scottish equivalent of Cobra and the SG was represented at all Cobra meetings. (Not offended!)

It's interesting that Johnson and Rees-Mogg are dropping into current political talk that there isn't a Scotland England border, that Scotland is a region and now we have English air bridges announced - without 4 nation agreement. Factor in the 49% of English Tories who would like English independence and it looks promising for another increase in those wanting indy up here. Especially as the Scottish government continue with what seems a clear plan (mind you, anything would seem competent when judged against Westminster) to cut the effects of Covid even further. We really are a different country.

I see the grans favourite "oh isn't his hair lovely, what a lovely chap, signed his book for me" media whore Neil Oliver is all in favour of Starkey's comments. And the NTS are standing by Oliver. Time to cancel memberships, I'd say.

Well you would say that, wouldn't you?

Out.

Churchill last week, FDR yesterday, Trump today. At the end of the day he's still a bumbling clown, though.

Or, of course, having the guts to stand up and show some semblance of being in control and showing how a leader should behave in a major world crisis. Unlike the disappearing Johnson who seems to think this week he's FDR, or the de facto leader Cummings and his Barnard Castle fiasco.

It really gets on my nerves when the person reading the news on a 3 minute radio news slot finishes off the report by saying their name. They only read a summary of maybe three items, no analysis, no opinions, just reading off a script. Who cares who's reading?

Clock, you say? There'll be somebody popping in from the Hibs thread to clean it quite soon.

Not mistaken Dave it was once here for ages but now sadly gone.

He then put on a ridiculous accent, shouting

That was all going so well until the final paragraph.

Just remember that bin liners and oven liners are not the same thing.

Neal Cassady, the Beat Generation figure, died in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico. Babies are born without kneecaps. The Pacific Ocean is larger than earth's land masses combined. YKK on zips stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha who make nearly 50% of zips worldwide. Balmashanner Hill in Forfar is known locally as Bummie.

As soon as cheese was mentioned I knew it was a feta compli.

If the blueberries were added, maple syrup replaced the sauce bottles, and four eggs were removed, that top picture would be the perfect breakfast.

Boris Johnson's attempt to be like Churchill seems to be going well. Taking back control, a Brexit plane and now he's got folk acting out his hero's speech by fighting on the beaches.

Hope there no hidden nettles in the hedge.

Tomas, sind Sie das?

Not wanting to split herrs but should it not be frau? It's a ridiculous, puerile, and nonsensical banner anyway.