Dan Steele

Turns out you can fool all of the people all of the time. As long as the advertising campaign is big enough.

Is it not the case that Scottish government's devolved income tax powers doesn't allow it to exempt income tax on the bonus, only Westminster could? Still crap, though.

Hah! Never noticed that. Not a great look for getting rid of a dead bush, oh, wait

Wonder if they'd deliver?

Only when it's going round really fast.

Your prompt: Prince Philip: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Death: If? P&B Deadpool: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Only if there's a socially distanced Line Dancing section. Argentinian Tango a no-no, but whatever, she'd dance to Walking on Sunshine.

I wonder if Bunny will be Burnin' or a Reincarnated Soul?

If you're happy and you know it, sign your hands

Claude Nobs started the Montreux Jazz Festival.

Put Major Tom's daughter in charge of a 'Pick Daffodils for the Major' campaign. Should have the fields cleared in no time.

If this continues it's going to be difficult asking for a bag of King Edwards.

Opportunism in lieu of any meaningful questions and trying to raise their and their parties profile in the lead up to election, I'd say.

Have just added "do more hill walking and running" to the list. All the best with the new venture, by the way.

Well that description's made me add a journey to Stephens bakery to my list of things to do when restrictions are lifted

A Bridie from Fife and you'll drive past Forfar?

I'm guessing they're all called Jesus?

Johnson.

Ah, the Nicolas Cage

No other party is outlawed, everybody is free to vote for any of the other parties. The fact that they don't might suggest the current SG are getting it right for the majority of the population. It might also help if election material sent out by parties hoping to get into power actually spelled out what else might be on offer. I received a Tory leaflet yesterday. Surprisingly, no policy and only mewling about stopping the SNP. Why would that convince anybody?

Rufus, ya wee drip, turn that tap off.

Looks like everybody's loveable, long haired scamp, Neil Oliver, has put in his CV for the vacant Union unit. Should get it given he's a vacant Union moon unit. Neil Oliver: Scotland is making me sick — and it’s not Covid to blame Sunday Times.

Wait, you had Scaramanga in the car?

Aw, man, it"s any excuse to hit the Scottish Government, isn't it?