Derry Alli

There are a few photos doing the rounds on social media, no idea if they're real. If they are, (begins whispering) the third strip is quite smart.

That'll be why he's been phoning up every single person that has anything to do with Dundee telling everyone how great the club, the fans and his time here was. He can GTF.

Cat scat mat. Place it around the feeding area. It might get by once but it won't attempt to again.

One is Lyle Taylor who 'doesn't want to wreck his dream move'

Is it possible you've had to pay tax twice?

18 holes at Kirkcaldy today. Best course I've played, will be going back one bar etc is open again.

That sounds quite worrying for you lot, tbh.

And a belly that never fills. I was speaking to a woman in Dundee who has one who says she averages out at about £45 a week feeding him. He's beautiful though.

Oaft. That Killie strip is howfin.

That's a lovely strip. Who is the bozo on the left with the terrible tattoos?

I'm not sure they're a good idea in Australia but cocker spaniels are fucking excellent dugs. I always grew up with German Shepherds but now got the Cocker and he's just a bundle of fun so would help keep your daughter occupied.

Of course he's 'ignored'. He's police, not a paramedic. I'm not really sure what the old guy was trying to achieve by marching up to riot police gesticulating.

Tim Wiese quit football pumped himself full of steroids and joined the WWE.

Not really a heads gone, just folk getting snipey and personal.

Grimsby players take pay cut and agree not to play again until fans can return to games.

That's another stunning Marseille top. It must be great to support them and constantly get beauty after beauty thrown at you. Edit : Codogno is a beauty, too. Some cracking kits getting churned out this year!

It shows how 'soft' the site has gone. A decade ago it was a mafia. Now only a clique.

Geoffrey and Timmy Mallet.

You've both missed the part about McGregor being a blethering old goat.

Is Internet readily available to stream games up in Inverness? I only ask as their topic is hardly ever used and this could quite easily be a stumbling block for them, IMO.

I can't believe I've been taken in by a parody account. The shame.

I was early for something in town and decided to go in and get a breakfast wrap and a cup of tea one time. Looking around, it wasn't pretty. The odd OAP but mostly dangerous looking befrienders. Keep your distance and eat your hash brown, Linda.

Don't get too comfortable. My old phone used to do something similar and sit around the 32% for hours upon hours and never move. One day I hung up a call and the phone went off, never to return. It would just go into one long power up cycle until it was completely dead. Recharge all night and whilst it was charging it'd come on, go off, come on, go off. Fried motherboard and they wanted more to replace than the phone was worth at that point. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Every story needs a beginning, a middle and an end. It needs to pull you in, it needs to keep you in and then it needs to be finished, with a twist. B : Doncaster is a cockwomble" M : "Budge is an idiot. Doncaster is right!" E : "f**k Doncaster and Budge". Well played, Anne.