Derry Alli

Stuart Cosgrove certainly doesn't on here.

Heat the metal around the screw with a lighter.

She certainly has got a lot of posters on here in quite the tizzy to the point that her being "unfunny and best ignored" has got the exact same folk still searching for her.

Apparently if your name is in an address book, you're a paedophile and a child sex trafficker. That'll be why the yellow pages and the phone directory are on its last knees.

There once was a poster MixuFixit, Sensible posts he always did make, But since somebody's dodgy eyesight, He's turned into MixuFruitcake.

I'm not sure you can just come out and say things like "legalise cannabis because more blacks than white are getting imprisoned due to it" otherwise you're opening a massive can of worms the world over.

Can you provide a source for your information?

Is arresting people for breaking the law persecution?

My mate used to shout "Goal! McPake heider!" every time we got a corner. It got to the point we'd get a corner and folk would turn and look at him, waiting for the shout. I was more of a "Give it to Gordon!" from Jimmy Grimble shouter. The looks from the people who didn't usually sit around us were worth watching Gary Irvine and Willie Dyer for.

There used to be an old guy who sat near me who blamed the goalie for everything. Kicks it long, player loses aerial duel - keepers fault. Plays short pass to full back who in turn hoofs it up park to striker who loses aerial duel - keepers fault. It wasn't *insert keepers name* fault. It was just "Fucksake Keeper!".

I don't really see the problem with taking drug baron money or blood diamond money considering they allow clubs founded and surviving on religious bigotry and hatred to freely control the game here.

Pretty bad robber if the only loot he got was the tip of somebody's finger. That, I imagine, is not a market rife with buyers.

Ladders here, too. Stick paying a boy £10 to clean the windows. He gets £5.

I wholeheartedly agree.

We now live in a world where Neal Doncaster is ripping the pish out of someone. Fucking hell. He's been ripping the pish out of everyone for years.

He regularly went onto the depression thread and made snide remarks to the people who had wound him up. He said what he did and then made another account to come back and say he never actually meant it the way he phrased it but stopped short of apologising for posting it. Hopefully our paths cross one day.

I literally wrote I was battering the coke and struggling as I had lost a kid and then a few posts later he wrote "you sound like you could do with getting back on it".

Surely Frosties would be better with 'eye of the tiger' on in the background?

So, never once did I say what you claimed I did? Thanks for proving my point.

Rather than spray her with a fire extinguisher and throw stuff (cans of juice?) to get her to stop stabbing people, why didn't they just tip her wheelchair?

That's not what I said at all. You're getting more and more desperate here. I'd suggest changing your username if you're just going to make things up.

My hissy fit by saying I wouldn't wear them and would remove myself from shops who tried to enforce it? That wasn't a hissy fit. I'd reckon repeatedly quoting over numerous days - and now topics - regarding it is, however.

That's pretty desperate.