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When he went to luton the announcement said we had negotiated a fee with "future economic benefits". Which probably meant we took a smaller amount than the training compensation would have been so that we could get add-ons.

While you're googling how to deep throat sausages, KVV is researching how to do the slosh in preparation for his elaborate 30 goal celebration.

I think Iacovitti should just change his name, seems like a common sense way to end the confusion.

Such a tragic end to an amazing career. Almost a goal a game over 300 games is ridiculous. KVV needs another 250 goals over his next 240 games to equal it, but he's started well. I haven't learned enough about players and teams of past generations. It would be cool if our media team did some stuff on this, maybe videos with that guy who's voice we always use, or we could get our commentary guy to mispronounce names and slag off refs on top of old footage.

I thought Davis and Snodgrass were great ideas at the time, and they ended up crocked and problematic. As such, I'm not for this Arfield one, also for his weird celebration.

Dundee Utd need to beat us by 8, and KVV needs 2 goals. Sunday is going to be the weirdest 0-0 ever.

No one forced the keeper to kick KVV in the head, regardless of whether he was offside or not. Not a fan of throwing flares around. Hopefully the plastic grows back.

Nice to know you can get surgery for brain farts. I might need to get in touch with his guy.

By today's standards, how many times would we have sacked McLean during his run?

Aaron Chapman is 100% the worst of those mentioned so far. He had the aura of someone that had just been quantum leaped into and Al hadn't turned up yet. Every time he stopped the ball or picked it up (which wasnt very many times), he had a look of absolute surprise on his face. He was the goalie equivalent of those players that seem to get shorter when they go up for a header. He's about 6'7" and could only dive about 3 feet.

Fair play to the county players for offering KVV words of encouragement before he took his record breaking penalty. Sportsmanship isn't dead.

That was two penalties. Looking forward to finding out what the f**k happened there other than Willie Collum wanting to get his name out there.

Yep, voted against. This only benefits the clubs who want B teams, and fucks over everyone else.

None of your flippy stuff here

It's true, no one in Scotland can afford a 30 goal a season player of the year from an elite European league, no matter what age he is. That tweet definitely served its purpose though, bites aplenty. Scores of fans demanding their club throws silly money at us to prove a point.

Nice to see him back, he doesn't get enough credit for saving that disabled kid.

He was born for this.

The killie right back stood on his foot not long before he scored, looked a sore one.

I thought they were brummies, not sure why.

I love Tommy Coyne, I don't care how many KVV scores in the next 4 games, he will always be second to the cobra.

I think over the course of this purple patch, KVV has been instructed to play on the shoulder of the last defender more and not come deep to get involved, so I could see how that could have him drifting in and out of the game. However, it meant the ball over the top was always on. I liked spittal before it was fashionable I also like Goss. We've found a way to put them both in a position to succeed, and that should be the minimum we expect from a management team. Finding a way to make the most of what we have is always going to win over trying to shoehorn a squad into some kind of philosophy.

It was his celebration, he lay down and pretended to sleep.

Then you have Mandron, who looks like his limbs are being controlled by four different people who all hate eachother. Love the guy though.

He's totally getting 30, and he'll set it up so that he needs a hat trick against Utd to do it. The guy is just out there making porn now.

That first touch is NSFW