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Swampy is the most tragic person on this board. He thinks that he's being clever and that his fighting the power sets him out as some sort of cool rebel that folk will have a grudging respect for. What he tragically doesn't realise is that he bores people to tears and folk end up skipping posts where he might have made a decent point because they just assume that he'll be posting his usual bland shite. They say that for every good thing that happens in the world, something bad will happen. Is Swampy karmic compensation for Dunc in the P&B world?

Fife Police have directed them to the Halbeath road area of Dunfermline. I went to pick up my auld man last night as the taxis weren't running for a while and it was horrendous. My car wouldn't even go up the slight incline of St Clair st and I had a few wee uncontrollable skids towards the pavement and other peoples cars. I don't think I went any faster than 20mph all the time I was out. It's braw being able to sledge with the kids, build snowmen etc but I wish it would begin to ease off now.

Do you think he deserves the step up though?

Me too. He's proven at this level is he not?

Jimmy Calderwood?.... Tantastic.

Braw day here, no snow at all. Those weather experts, Fife Police, have predicted that it's going to get brutal though. I've been along to Sainsburys to stock up on soup, rice and jaffa cakes.

Only in the garden. We weren't feeling too great so we didn't bother with the big hill around the corner. Did you get out?

That is quality. The poster behind Jake Jones is one of the funniest regular posters so it's no surprise that the alias has it's moments. Got to love the Donkey though. Carrots!

Jake Jones had his moments too.

I got sent home from work tonight with pay! I love the snow.

Kilt, if you were in the situation where a lion was going to rip your throat out and eat your innards, would you shoot it in the face with a Magnum or would you put trust in the brotherhood between animal and man?

Gies a shot! The parking bit outside of my house is like an ice rink just now. I called in for an emergency holiday as my car is going nowhere.

You were right! I'm going to sledge my tits aff tomorrow.

Raining along here. Hopefully it'll snow in the early hours and me and the wee man will get away sledging too.

Fair point my wise chum. I'm just terrified that they grow up disrespecting the good stuff that they get. The best side of myself stems from being brought up quite poor. I strive for good things and appreciate them but have something to think back to when I cannot afford something I really desire. Does that make sense?! Totally understandable Keith. At the risk of contradicting my reply to The Phoenix, I hope to be in a situation financially where I can bribe my kids through school/Uni with the promise of a car in return for top grades.

I maybe just think this just now but my kids will be getting nowhere near the amounts I've seen on that other thread. Did The Grinch not teach these guys parents anything?!

Take half of it and buy him something he really needs with the other half?

Top man, good on you. I hope Santa is good to you.

I'll go to work if I can make it on to the main roads tonight. If I can't, I'll be getting paid to build a snowman and go sledging.

Get some work done anyway! Also, please PM me your address as it would appear that I have mistakingly deleted it.

Mine?

I just asked my boy if he could fit his finger any further up his nose sarcastically and he took it as a challenge. I've also Youtubed a video of him crashing into the fence at the bottom of our garden when sledging......

Half an hour late for work tonight because the car just wheel-spun when I was trying to move away!

The sky is completely white up here. I reckon in a couple of hours when it drops a degree or two we'll get the massive snowflakes coming down. Nae fun driving home but braw fun sledging with the kids tomorrow.

Only when I want a kiss after sooking hi....... Too far.