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I could certainly live without a woman like that. Bin her! Fuck putting up with that.

I've liked Simmons since he came to us. He'll be vital this season I reckon as he's our only player capable of putting killer balls in for Tadé and Weir to utilise their pace.

I believe doctors know what to tell you for certain ailments but I lost a bit of faith in them when I broke my leg. I was told that the painkillers I received would take the pain away but I was in total agony for weeks. I don't use any painkillers at all as I don't think they work and tend to just deal with any pains I get, all the time having faith in my body to sort it out. Bloody hell, that sounds like something Kilt would say! Blessed be everyone.

You're every bit as mad going by that post! I usually have the remote on the top of the couch or lying on my chest. See if you pointed the remote at your eyes and tried to change the channel, would that be detrimental to your eyesight?

Don't even get me started on pillow openings being on the outside of a made bed. The horror!

I worryingly relate to both these posts.

That bugs the shit out of me too. I can't sit and relax to watch a good film if the volume is on an odd number. I thought I was the only weirdo to get annoyed by that. Does it bug you when there is a slight opening on the blinds as well?......

:lol: Sarcasm isn't always the lowest form of wit. Hope you are alright for your time off.

Share the wealth Fudge. Make a topic called 'Fudges betting tips' or something!

Davo's hot and cold. His suspect temperament lets him down no end. There's a decent player in there somewhere though.

That's really good actually, I'd change to that for a month if I could.

Bullshit rumours invented by wee boys very rarely materialise after all.

If Livvy are staying in the 1st division I hope they get skelped with a massive points deduction. That'll virtually guarantee that we have a playoff at least to maintain our 1st division status and hopefully establish ourselves as a first division club the season following. I bear no ill-feeling towards the Livvy fans who will love their club as much as I love mine but any advantage we get this season is extremely welcome.

Congratulations Debbie. Just thinking of the great feeling I had holding my newborn kids for the first time makes me kinda sad that I'm now a Jaffa.

Congrats Haitch!

Did the cabbie try and charge you £30?!

Carol never lets me forget the time her waters broke..... "Andy, my waters have just broke!" "Are ye sure?!" Wasn't the brightest of things to say after following a trail of splashes through to the bathroom. All the best Reina. No feeling has ever come close to holding my new born children. Apart from our cup win in '94.

Just watched the video there. Lovely wee finish from Bryce. Hopefully he'll get a good amount of time on the pitch on Saturday.

Massone has apparently said that he's there to save the club but insists that he will not sell his shares.

I'm not stirring anything Kilt. Ive no reason to stir anything up with you apart from the fact that I thought the initial post I quoted was a step too far. You then pissed me right off by claiming that I was the pervy one because I interpreted your post as being perverted to hide the fact that you did mean it in that way and hopefully save a bit of face. The only pathetic thing is your denial.

Yes, because that is the way it looked. It wasn't just me either. Why did you post this smiley. The smiley that denotes that you possibly shouldn't have said what you just did?

Aye, I'm the perv because I took what someone who turns absolutely everything into innuendo typed as a pervy remark. Are you denying that your post looks that way? What was this emoticon for then?

Fuck sake man! I'd be away seeing about myself if I viewed childbirth as a perving opportunity. All the best Reina.

Deary me! Anyway, I briefly spoke to Lee Bryce before the last game of the season. Really nice lad, none of the supposed big headedness about him at all. It'd be fantastic to see him do well this season for everyones sake!

Bugger that! I'd be wanting double time and danger money if I picked the short straw for that job.