Guest Moomintroll Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Small?!? The fecker is 6 foot 6? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbartonBud Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 My Wife worked with a girl from the states called Candy Fountain, and no it wasn't at Diamond Dolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Was it Platinum Prozzies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I knew a gentleman who was Scottish and his name was Brett Tucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Max Cream The guy that never made it then played the John Barnes card. I did once play against a yank called Tim Mason, he quite rightly didn't get why I found it funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 A lot of Country & Western stars eg Waylon Jennings, Reba McEntire, Dierks Bentley, Kelsea Ballerini, Merle Haggard etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Billy J. Fucknuts III 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Guny McGunface. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just had a customer online by the name of Garth Baader And loads of kids that I taught with names like D'shawn, K'shawn' Dre'Shaun, Bri'Shawn.......basically pick a syllable then follow it with "shawn" or"shaun" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I knew a gentleman who was Scottish and his name was Brett Tucker. He's a mean mutha tucker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, D.A.F.C said: He's a mean mutha tucker He seriously wasn't, he was one of those types who hung outside the cathouse wishing he was American. This may only make sense if you were 18 in Glasgow circa 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Randy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Ah well, that ruins it. I was thinking of writing a film script about him as an action hero.Brett tucker, the man who just wanted to be American but couldn't. Now he can't be stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: He seriously wasn't, he was one of those types who hung outside the cathouse wishing he was American. This may only make sense if you were 18 in Glasgow circa 2004 Yes, the Cathouse only existed for that one year and has no reputation outside that period. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Yes, the Cathouse only existed for that one year and has no reputation outside that period. I bet you’re the sort of dick head who hung out there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 15 hours ago, WFAANW said: Guny McGunface. That's Scottish. His American Cousin 'Gunny Gunnerface III' however is as yankee doodle as they come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Two contenders here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Two contenders here... And his pal Horny Heifer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I once met a guy called Lionel Pringle. Now, although this might not look the most American name on paper, the way he introduced himself made him so memorable twenty years on:In exceptionally strong Deep South accent: "Ma name is Liiiiiiiiiiionel Pringle, that's pee arr ee en gee el ee. Pringle, Liiiiiionel Pringle" You'd be walking about and would just hear this same line somewhere in the background all day long. Some guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Chuck Schumer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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