microdave Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Yeah I’ve done that, but I’m not convinced that even the maximum time it gives would be representative. It says I can leave at 6.30am and get there for 8.30am latest, but based on what some people have suggested that wouldn’t be the case. That’s why I was hoping for first hand experience.Are you still on the motorway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Are you still on the motorway?i believe hes at his tea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Why can't I get porn on my phone at half eight in the morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Why can't I get porn on my phone at half eight in the morning?Yewtree are close, burn everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 16 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: Any P&Bers have ticket purchase history for Fulham FC? My brother and I are going to that London on the 22nd and were planning on going to the game against Watford. Seeing as Watford have sold out their away allocation, they won't put home end tickets on general sale, not even to a pair of Scottish idiots 400 miles away, despite there being empty seats galore. Lunacy. I went to a Fulham game a number of years ago. Vs Bolton when they were still in the Premier League. I picked up a ticket at face value outside the pub near the train station no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, endieinreekie said: Why can't I get porn on my phone at half eight in the morning? Because your wife is cooking your breakfast and can't answer the sex chatline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Why the f**k was somebody taking so many pictures of Liz McColgan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just now, Moomintroll said: Why the f**k was somebody taking so many pictures of Liz McColgan? I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter.Thanks Zen, missed that story, probably as I had moved down south by that point and no paper cared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just now, Moomintroll said: 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. Thanks Zen, missed that story, probably as I had moved down south by that point and no paper cared. If memory serves, she got off with it, probably due to Peter unable to testify, what with having a bit of the old amnesia due to having been fucked in the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. I remember when she went for him one night after one of her races. It was all caught on camera but I have never been able to find it online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Zen Archer said: I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. 17 hours ago, supermik said: I remember when she went for him one night after one of her races. It was all caught on camera but I have never been able to find it online. Edited September 5, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? Are you suggesting your missus is in for a fingerblasting? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? PM the advert to me I'm good with these types of things.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: PM the advert to me I'm good with these types of things.......... I'm not convinced this is the best course of action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you suggesting your missus is in for a fingerblasting? One review suggested the masseuse wouldn't stop prattling on about pish when all he wanted was a good honest noshing-off so they'll probably get on like a house on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: One review suggested the masseuse wouldn't stop prattling on about pish when all he wanted was a good honest noshing-off so they'll probably get on like a house on fire. Pfft, women. Let us know how it goes anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? Split the difference - cancel your wife's booking and hope for the best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 What exactly is a couple's massage anyway? I'm picturing the scene with Laura Gemser in Emmanuelle 2. Like most days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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