Bairnardo Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Just now, 101 said: If you need the number she called drop me a line I'll see her on Monday. Hope it it doesn't come to moving the holiday about but if it's does hope Jet2 are sound about it. Cheers mucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. Just let it stay, you miserable c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. Get a sparrowhawk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows.Accept your fate and bow down to your new winged overlord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 58 minutes ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. Away out and buy a cat. That should do the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. @Sergeant Wilson is yer man here. He'll pop round and add your feathered friend to his growing army of winged assailants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: @Sergeant Wilson is yer man here. He'll pop round and add your feathered friend to his growing army of winged assailants Aye, a few unsalted peanuts in a trail to the door should fix it. I'd keep it, but my wife has already raised concern about my relationship with the corvids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 45 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Aye, a few unsalted peanuts in a trail to the door should fix it. I'd keep it, but my wife has already raised concern about my relationship with the corvids. Only got dry-roasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 Just now, Left Back said: Only got dry-roasted. They'll work, you're not supposed to give them salty stuff. I've given them bacon before though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. Obviously it will not let you touch it. However if you get a chance to throw a towel over it, that will calm it down and you then be able to pick it up - with the towel ensuring you do not touch it directly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Left Back said: A bird has flown in the back door and taken up residence in my dining room. Despite opening all the windows and patio doors it’s showing no signs of fucking off. Any ideas how I get rid of the wee flapper? It’s freezing and I want to shut the doors and windows. Set fire to the house, it's a win,win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Set fire to the house, it's a win,win. Since you're here, we've got a downstairs gas boiler that fills an upstairs storage tank with hot water. Had a regular boiler service and the guy said the expansion vessel above the storage tank is full of water but it's not covered by our policy. He said he was going to get back to the company to see if he could sort something out, but we haven't heard anything since. I think it's the first time anyone's actually checked the storage tank for about a decade, so it's probably been like that for years. What's the worst that could happen? Should I get it sorted ASAP or wait for the next service to get it fixed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 42 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Since you're here, we've got a downstairs gas boiler that fills an upstairs storage tank with hot water. Had a regular boiler service and the guy said the expansion vessel above the storage tank is full of water but it's not covered by our policy. He said he was going to get back to the company to see if he could sort something out, but we haven't heard anything since. I think it's the first time anyone's actually checked the storage tank for about a decade, so it's probably been like that for years. What's the worst that could happen? Should I get it sorted ASAP or wait for the next service to get it fixed? I'm assuming it's an unvented hot water cylinder you're referring to, the expansion vessel is inexpensive and can be easily replaced, however, the person doing the work 'should' be qualified to do so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I'm assuming it's an unvented hot water cylinder you're referring to, the expansion vessel is inexpensive and can be easily replaced, however, the person doing the work 'should' be qualified to do so. Thanks. Presumably a normal plumber would do, one who isn't gas qualified, CORGI or whatever they call it now? What's the risk in leaving it as it is for now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Thanks. Presumably a normal plumber would do, one who isn't gas qualified, CORGI or whatever they call it now? What's the risk in leaving it as it is for now? The vessel absorbs excess pressure, as water heats up it expands and the vessel takes care of the change. If left, any over expansion won't be noticed unless it lifts the pressure relief valve, neither of which is ideal but that is their jobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The vessel absorbs excess pressure, as water heats up it expands and the vessel takes care of the change. If left, any over expansion won't be noticed unless it lifts the pressure relief valve, neither of which is ideal but that is their jobs. Cheers. I've got a friendly local plumber who's well experienced but isn't gas qualified, will he do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Cheers. I've got a friendly local plumber who's well experienced but isn't gas qualified, will he do? Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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