GordonD Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Dan Steele said: I phoned them on Friday and the person "thought" it was still there. Wasn't convinced, so we drove down earlier - nae coo. Good news, though, the coo is down being cleaned and painted and will be back up soon. It's having a wee calf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 1 hour ago, bobbykdy said: Stop people accidentally/deliberately to be c***s (delete as applicable) taking the locker keys away with them. Much less likely to do it if you forfeit £1 to do so. D'you know what, my OCD would love it if I could keep the same locker at my gym. I hate it if I go in, and some fecker's already taken the one I like to use. £1 well spent imo. Yes, I have cunty tendencies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Dan Steele said: I phoned them on Friday and the person "thought" it was still there. Wasn't convinced, so we drove down earlier - nae coo. Good news, though, the coo is down being cleaned and painted and will be back up soon. Herd they couldn't get insurance to clean it in situ as the steaks were just too high. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 15 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: D'you know what, my OCD would love it if I could keep the same locker at my gym. I hate it if I go in, and some fecker's already taken the one I like to use. £1 well spent imo. Yes, I have cunty tendencies. Love to see your reaction when the £1 key doesn’t work because they rekeyed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, TxRover said: Love to see your reaction when the £1 key doesn’t work because they rekeyed it. Absolutely not having "rekeyed" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 27 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Absolutely not having "rekeyed" Welcome to our divided state of language…what’s your preferred pronoun verb? FYI, check the Cambridge Dictionary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Anyone know which wire goes where? It's for a light fitting. I was going to screw them in at the opposite ends. The blue at the bottom last hole and the brown at the top last hole. Or is it just trial and error? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Anyone know which wire goes where? It's for a light fitting. I was going to screw them in at the opposite ends. The blue at the bottom last hole and the brown at the top last hole. Or is it just trial and error? Trial and error works for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 I have this plastic coated screwdriver so will that stop me getting a bang. Is it OK to touch the coppery bits one at a time? Or do you only get shock if you touch them together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Anyone know which wire goes where? It's for a light fitting. I was going to screw them in at the opposite ends. The blue at the bottom last hole and the brown at the top last hole. Or is it just trial and error? Brown top (live) Blue bottom (neutral) Middle is your loop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I have this plastic coated screwdriver so will that stop me getting a bang. No, the screwdriver won't. Your face and personality might ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Turn the light circuits off at the fusebox either by tripping the circuit breakers or removing the fuses. If you need light, plug a standard lamp or similar into the wall. Assuming that there's no switch between the ceiling rose & the lightbulb, it doesn't really matter which way round you connect them, but as Empty it says, I would go with the live wire at the top (live) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Let's hope it doesn't come to this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 hours since @Nkomo-A-Gogo asked for advice. Is Div organising a sympathy card and some flowers for the family? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 How many @Nkomo-A-Gogodoes it take to fix a light bulb? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: How many @Nkomo-A-Gogodoes it take to fix a light bulb? You’ll be shocked by the answer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 1 hour ago, TxRover said: You’ll be shocked by the answer. Too soon. The man's body is still twitching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Sweaty hands and electricity? 13 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I still have my winter fat so I'm sweating buckets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Still no word from @Nkomo-A-Gogo. Farewell sweet Prince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Still no word from @Nkomo-A-Gogo. Farewell sweet Prince. Nkomo-A-GoneGone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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