tamthebam Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 11/02/2024 at 10:18, coprolite said: After a close call involving a lack of concentration, absent-mindedness and slightly similar packaging, i wondered if any P&Bers know what the consequence of applying Colgate Whitening to piles may be? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennie makevin Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 29/11/2023 at 10:13, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: A cousin once tried to sell me dope at his Grans funeral, that was 30 years ago mind. I take it she was your gran as well ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 When did this happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Just now, invergowrie arab said: When did this happen? Stepmum porn gone mainstream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) They need to widen their customer base to include the incestuous to replace the increasing number of people who see commercially-driven events as the sham they are. Call me cynical, but: January: Counting money from Christmas February: Valentines Day March: Mother's Day & Easter April: Dividend payments June: Father's Day July: Start of school holidays when half the country's abroad, so no point in asking them to buy cards then. August: Most popular month for birthdays & wedding anniversaries September: World Atopic Eczema Day December (now into Nov for the early buyers): Christmas Edited February 12 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 21 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: When did this happen? Are you in Fife I take it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Need to buy that for my 18 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 5 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: When did this happen? Message inside is even worse. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 9 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: When did this happen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Do you need to be a loud obnoxious p***k who think they're hard as f**k to work on a building site or do the majority of them actually choose to be like this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Do you need to be a loud obnoxious p***k who think they're hard as f**k to work on a building site or do the majority of them actually choose to be like this? Obligatory 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Do you need to be a loud obnoxious p***k who think they're hard as f**k to work on a building site or do the majority of them actually choose to be like this? @throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @throbber? I have such little enthusiasm left that I can’t even tell if I am dead or alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 23 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: When did this happen? Boy I was at school with, his mum used to send him a V day card. Odd chap though, once came into PE covered in what he claimed were love bites, only to them admit he's done them himself with the hoover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 I mind my iPhone pinged up it was Mother's day the next day (it was about August) and in a panic went into Clinton's in the Overgate where I proceeded to make a rip-roaring cųnt of myself pointing at my phone saying "nah, look, it says it's the morn" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Has QAnon or similar crackpots taken over the road signs around the outskirts of Edinburgh? For a few days now, instead of the overhead motorway matrix signs displaying “Don’t drive when tired as you may cause an accident and endanger a other people and if you’ve read this you’ve travelled a quarter of a mile without looking at the road” or “don’t take drugs” or “this sign is not in use” they are saying “RED X IS MANDATORY”. WTF are they on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Has QAnon or similar crackpots taken over the road signs around the outskirts of Edinburgh? For a few days now, instead of the overhead motorway matrix signs displaying “Don’t drive when tired as you may cause an accident and endanger a other people and if you’ve read this you’ve travelled a quarter of a mile without looking at the road” or “don’t take drugs” or “this sign is not in use” they are saying “RED X IS MANDATORY”. WTF are they on about? Pretty obvious. Red X is mandatory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 On 13/02/2024 at 18:44, throbber said: I have such little enthusiasm left that I can’t even tell if I am dead or alive. That good eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 On 12/02/2024 at 22:13, Hedgecutter said: July: Start of school holidays when half the country's abroad, so no point in asking them to buy cards then You're obviously not aware of the scam that is thank you cards for teachers along with a selection of gifts for them. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 42 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Has QAnon or similar crackpots taken over the road signs around the outskirts of Edinburgh? For a few days now, instead of the overhead motorway matrix signs displaying “Don’t drive when tired as you may cause an accident and endanger a other people and if you’ve read this you’ve travelled a quarter of a mile without looking at the road” or “don’t take drugs” or “this sign is not in use” they are saying “RED X IS MANDATORY”. WTF are they on about? Noticed this the about a week ago when there was an accident on the M9 spur and a lane was closed. I assumed someone hadn’t got round to the part of the checklist that said “put signs back to normal”. Fucked off on half-term holiday I reckon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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