Dee Man Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 How good would it be if there was a Parisian style massacre right in the middle of this X factor shite? I would genuinely wear an ISIS tshirt with pride if they slaughtered Bono live on stage at this upcoming Paris gig. c**t of a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 How good would it be if there was a Parisian style massacre right in the middle of this X factor shite? Not good. Fake blood etc would be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 What's happened to TabbyDave? I kind of miss his page of quotes replying to the previous pages posts. Been busy. Got a few weeks of posts to catch up on, so no doubt there's a page or two of replies heading your way He is having a gastric band fitted. Not just banned, but gastric banned. A lesson I will never forget. Anyway, saw the Gastric band open for Fatboy Slim in '98, etc. He's been swallowed up by Grimbo inc. Pretty sure I could still type with that going on, but we'll see. He kens where I stay if he wants to give it a try 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Not good. Fake blood etc would be fine.Never had this down as your sort of thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Nicole Sherzinger: what's the fascination with her? She's a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LBC-91 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Nicole Sherzinger: what's the fascination with her? She's a pain in the arse. Seems a tap bird on the tele, absolute delicious and a body to die for. Plus dates bairns which means she's filth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Seems a tap bird on the tele, absolute delicious and a body to die for. Plus dates bairns which means she's filth A tap bird?! To paraphrase somebody on here, she's a spanglewank. And I doubt she's got a decent ride in her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Nicole Sherzinger: what's the fascination with her? She's a pain in the arse.The only person I dislike more than her is Lewis Hamilton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 The only person I dislike more than her is Lewis Hamilton. I hate her as well, but it's hardly the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 What's the traffic like on the Great Western Road about 9-9:30am? Quite bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Maybe needs a poll.. Since visiting Central Park, Cowdenbeath a couple of weeks back I have been shitting blood. Was it the hot dog, chips and pies I consumed? Did someone slip rohypnol in my bovril? Should I put windows down/heating up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Maybe needs a poll.. Since visiting Central Park, Cowdenbeath a couple of weeks back I have been shitting blood. Was it the hot dog, chips and pies I consumed? Did someone slip rohypnol in my bovril? Should I put windows down/heating up? Don't worry, will just be a bad case of this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 How much do other P and B'ers fill their washing machine? I usually fill it until I can't fit much more in, Mrs Throbber doesn't even half fill it a lot of the time and we are often behind on laundry because of this They have load capacities for a reason, throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 They have load capacities for a reason, throbber. That's only for weight though. You could stuff it to the gills with lightweight shite and get a poor wash. A big duvet in a small drum etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 How much do other P and B'ers fill their washing machine? I usually fill it until I can't fit much more in, Mrs Throbber doesn't even half fill it a lot of the time and we are often behind on laundry because of this Does she head straight to the washing machine when she gets home, saying she must have spilled 'something' on her clothes, then goes straight in the shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Maybe needs a poll.. Since visiting Central Park, Cowdenbeath a couple of weeks back I have been shitting blood. Was it the hot dog, chips and pies I consumed? Did someone slip rohypnol in my bovril? Should I put windows down/heating up? If you get a wet red smear on the paper when you wipe your arse it's probably piles related and nothing to worry about unless it gets really painful. Just try to keep your ring piece area as clean as possible. If it's little bits of dried blood in your jobbies see a doctor asap. And keep your windows down/heating up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Maybe needs a poll.. Since visiting Central Park, Cowdenbeath a couple of weeks back I have been shitting blood. Was it the hot dog, chips and pies I consumed? Did someone slip rohypnol in my bovril? Should I put windows down/heating up? 'Did you accidentally fall on the hot dog?' said the doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Agree with my medical colleagues above. Chalfont St Giles. Aye, I've learnt a lot from my Emma Freuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) How much do other P and B'ers fill their washing machine? I usually fill it until I can't fit much more in, Mrs Throbber doesn't even half fill it a lot of the time and we are often behind on laundry because of this I tend to go by Mrs Mozza's friday night rule - full, but loose, with an extra rinse once it's done. Can't help but feel I'm being whooshed, and that you're engaged in some kind of euphemistic bragging here. Edit: I can't type due to age and/or insanity. Edited December 8, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Maybe needs a poll.. Since visiting Central Park, Cowdenbeath a couple of weeks back I have been shitting blood. Was it the hot dog, chips and pies I consumed? Did someone slip rohypnol in my bovril? Should I put windows down/heating up? Could be an "anal nosebleed". I crapped a disturbing amount of blood a few years back - no pain or other ill effects. Popped along to the emergency doctor, who turned me into a hand puppet in the traditional manner, before proclaiming the above diagnosis. Apparently sometimes pockets of blood can gather in the wall of the colon, before popping and flooding your kecks - guess I was lucky that it happened when I was on the lavvy anyway. No treatment necessary. Yes, the phrase "anal nosebleed" did make me wonder if this guy was actually a cleaner, but I think it's best never to know at this point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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