KnightswoodBear Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I fucking bottled it. Back home and the MiL is watching some nativity pish on the TV and I've just found out I've no beer. It's enough to make a man turn to the dark side and slaughter all the younglings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I fucking bottled it. Back home and the MiL is watching some nativity pish on the TV and I've just found out I've no beer. It's enough to make a man turn to the dark side and slaughter all the younglings. No court in the land will convict you. God speed sweet Sith Lord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 So, is she a miLilf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 So, is she a miLilf? Too soon, didn't you read, he has no fucking beer, try to be more considerate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) So, is she a miLilf?I can see this ending up in the Have I Got (Dundee) News For You thread. Sober Dad busted shagging Mother In Law when wife arrived home with new baby unexpectedly early. "There was nae beer and nuttin on the TV ken, hud tae dae somink". Edited December 17, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I fucking bottled it. Back home and the MiL is watching some nativity pish on the TV and I've just found out I've no beer. It's enough to make a man turn to the dark side and slaughter all the younglings. Such a situation deserves sincere sympathy! Wee black mark for bad planning in letting the beer run out, unless the mil drank it??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 My wife took the weans to bed last night fairly early and I was sorely tempted to nip out at midnight to go and see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I found a bottle of Sagres hiding at the back of the fridge!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Anyone else listening to Radio 5 live about an hour ago? This is how daft the middle class BBC are, they get their big reporter to do an OB from the last ever deep mine pit that is closing today, Peter's got set up at the shaft & tries to get one of the miners who is about to be made redundant what he thinks about it, after a few just walk past ignoring him one chap comes on the wireless, so how do you feel about the pit closing asks intrepid Pete, set o b*****ds & they should string up that fucking... Quickly back to the studio for apologies. Some clever erse beeb programme exec will be getting his c**t kicked in for this. Pished myself on the drive to work. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Look at me i'm viking tom and i like to pretend I'm a sophisticated 50 year old when really I'm 25 and can't get a girlfriend or an erection without the help of viagra. TWAT -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 1450446824183.jpg I am so embarrassed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good day, resident sad case Shelldon here. Pulled my flatmate last night, how do I go about not making it awkward? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good day, resident sad case Shelldon here. Pulled my flatmate last night, how do I go about not making it awkward? Just tell him you want to stay pals, he'll understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 That's great banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good day, resident sad case Shelldon here. Pulled my flatmate last night, how do I go about not making it awkward? Same as before. Finger blasting. Aggressive eh contact. Nae kissing. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good day, resident sad case Shelldon here. Pulled my flatmate last night, how do I go about not making it awkward? Give her pants a sniff whilst firing the "gammon cannon", that will rid the situation of any awkwardness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Cheers lads, seems aggressive eye contact gets you out of most situations huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Cheers lads, seems aggressive eye contact gets you out of most situations huh? Depends how game he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Bobby pls, it was a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Bobby pls, it was a girl. Course mate, I'm sure he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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