Sweet Pete Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I don't like the idea of folk pumping my sister but that's because she has been dead for a couple of years now! Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I remember that now, the magic act that went wrong. Is that where the phrase "top 1/2 only" comes from? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 6 pints and I'd pot the brown tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 6 pints and I'd pot the brown tbh. She does look like John Virgo. Why not, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What's the collective noun for a group of rangers fans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) A Jeremy Hunt. Edited December 23, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Human centipede. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What's the collective noun for a group of rangers fans? A group of zombies is referred to as a pack, a horde, a herd or chainswarm: http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Groups_of_Zombies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) CUNTCUNTS Edited December 23, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What's the collective noun for a group of rangers fans? An Orange Walk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 An Orange Walkaway. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've just had a fairly sizable lunch with the boss there and I'm going out tonight for Christmas dinner with the family at 6pm. It's still 5 hours away but I am quite full so I reckon I won't be hungry. I was going to exercise to burn some off but exercise generally make me lose me appetite. Would exercising between now and 6pm make me feel more hungry or less hungry for dinner? Or would it make no difference? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've just had a fairly sizable lunch with the boss there and I'm going out tonight for Christmas dinner with the family at 6pm. It's still 5 hours away but I am quite full so I reckon I won't be hungry. I was going to exercise to burn some off but exercise generally make me lose me appetite. Would exercising between now and 6pm make me feel more hungry or less hungry for dinner? Or would it make no difference? Go run 5k, you'll be hungry after that. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I just done a massive Barry White instead. Problem sorted guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Anyone know of any pubs or off licences open today in Inverness? P.S. Wee offy on Castle Street is raking it in. Glenalbyn Pub is open. Edited December 25, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Why is there not a greater market for New Years greetings cards? If you go into a card shop or supermarket in the week after Christmas they have stacks of reduced price Christmas cards but maybe one small section of New Year cards. I would much rather send out cards wishing people a Happy and Prosperous New Year than wish them a Merry Christmas. The New Year card suggests good wishes and prosperity for the whole year and not just for one day in December. I know a lot of cards have both sentiments on them but I think more emphasis should be put on celebrating a New Year, and I don't just mean getting pissed on Hogmanay. Also when did it become more commonplace for people to wish each other a Happy Christmas instead of a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Kate Bush or Debbie Harry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Kate Bush or Debbie Harry? One in Kate Bush is better than two in the hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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