Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Cheers lads, seems aggressive eye contact gets you out of most situations huh? Fucking right it does. Never show weakness, tae nae c**t. Regardless of the circumstances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Embarrassed with yourself or embarrassed for VL?? FFS! "gammon cannon" I was quite embarrassed with how childish my comment was, pretty ridiculous! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 An so you should be, "bacon bayonet" would've been more mature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I was actually referring to my comment regarding VT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good day, resident sad case Shelldon here. Pulled my flatmate last night, how do I go about not making it awkward? Run crying from the room whenever she walks in, and communicate only via an increasingly-hostile series of Post-It notes. Sorted. Also, refer to your John Thomas as your Gammon Cannon for the rest of your life, and think of Throbber whenever you use it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good day, resident sad case Shelldon here. Pulled my flatmate last night, how do I go about not making it awkward? Tell her anxiously that you think you should talk about what happened, she'll assume you're gay and be allowed to go shopping with her and get off with her better looking girlfriends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Also, refer to your John Thomas as your Gammon Cannon for the rest of your life, and think of Throbber whenever you use it. Poor advice, IMO. I fear he would never "use it" again if he were to put this into practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Fucking right it does. Never show weakness, tae nae c**t. Regardless of the circumstances. This has stood me in good stead all my life. Made a few family funerals pretty uncomfortable, but you can't skimp on your principles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Bobby pls, it was a girl. No-one will think any less of you mate, we're all open minded individuals around here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I want to sniff Sheldon's fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 The Indian behind casa del Deebiy opens at 12. Is it downright jake to go for a kebab just after midday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 The Indian behind casa del Deebiy opens at 12. Is it downright jake to go for a kebab just after midday? No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 The Indian behind casa del Deebiy opens at 12. Is it downright jake to go for a kebab just after midday? No if you've had 8 cans beforehand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I want to sniff Sheldon's fingers. Worried about what your maw's been up to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Worried about what your maw's been up to? Horrific patter. You're better than that, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Horrific patter. You're better than that, Dave. I'm not, and you know it. No denial, I see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 The Indian behind casa del Deebiy opens at 12. Is it downright jake to go for a kebab just after midday? If it's for medicinal purposes then there is nothing to be ashamed of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Pumping your mates sister: perfectly acceptable or scummy low life behaviour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Pumping your mates sister: perfectly acceptable or scummy low life behaviour? Needing more info from you, pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Fine if the mate isn't a Fifer, then it could get a bit awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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