welshbairn Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I get sticky green jobbies abroad. Think it must be all the olive oil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Where the f**k is Wem and is there anything in it? I had a missed call on my phone. It's the sex offenders register HQ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 When the wean was having trouble with constipation, the doctor gave us some bumph that stated stool frequency can vary between several times a day and once a week. It all depends on what's normal for you, and it's changes to routine that you have to look out for. Once a week Anyway, my question of the day is: did we ever establish who shot the deputy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Anyway, my question of the day is: did we ever establish who shot the deputy? Do we actually know for sure that the deputy was shot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Where the f**k is Wem and is there anything in it? I had a missed call on my phone. I think I've been near there on my mate's canal boat, it was probably sjc sinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Do we actually know for sure that the deputy was shot? You see, this is the reason why Adam is the envy of P&B. Until someone produces a corpse, I'm calling shenanigans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Who was it that, when there were photos of Nigella Lawson's husband with his hands around her neck, claimed (and was being serious) that he could have been 'checking her glands'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Who was it that, when there were photos of Nigella Lawson's husband with his hands around her neck, claimed (and was being serious) that he could have been 'checking her glands'? Magee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) It was Ric, was it not? ETA: No, I'm thinking of something else. Edited December 16, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 It was Gnash: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/203039-nigella-lawson/?p=7444621 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Does anyone else think there's less threads you want to join in or can be bothered reading these days? You're just getting old, mate. Stick to the Auld Duffers thread. Either that, or come up with a few of your own. Could be good for a laugh when Stan inevitably decides to excoriate you for whatever you decide to post Who was it that, when there were photos of Nigella Lawson's husband with his hands around her neck, claimed (and was being serious) that he could have been 'checking her glands'? Seriously, if you were going to check Nigella's glands, those would not be the ones you'd choose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 There's a guy at the pool who does full-pool circuits rather than laps. I've arrived and he's here now. Worth going to jail over, or should I stow the rifle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 There's a guy at the pool who does full-pool circuits rather than laps. I've arrived and he's here now. Worth going to jail over, or should I stow the rifle? ISIS have got their drowning cage on ebay as the novelty has worn off that particular killing method. Maybe worth sticking a bid in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'm getting papped out the hospital at 8 when visiting hours finish. My mother in law is at home with my daughter who will be fast asleep in bed (I hope). Is it wrong that I'm seriously considering going to see Star Wars on my way home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'm getting papped out the hospital at 8 when visiting hours finish. My mother in law is at home with my daughter who will be fast asleep in bed (I hope). Is it wrong that I'm seriously considering going to see Star Wars on my way home? No. I presume you will have to spend a fair bit of Xmas with MIL so a wee 3 hour rest (plus travelling and pub time) is the least you deserve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 No. I presume you will have to spend a fair bit of Xmas with MIL so a wee 3 hour rest (plus travelling and pub time) is the least you deserve. This is exactly my thoughts. The only problem I have is, the missus wants to see it too and my MiL would obvioulsy grass me in for not getting home till midnight. Turmoil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Tell the Mrs you were pumping your bit on the side, and look surprised at the exciting bits when you go to see it together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 This is exactly my thoughts. The only problem I have is, the missus wants to see it too and my MiL would obvioulsy grass me in for not getting home till midnight. Turmoil. Luke has had a sex change and not in a good way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Luke has had a sex change and not in a good way. ^^^ New Star Wars spoiler btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 This is exactly my thoughts. The only problem I have is, the missus wants to see it too and my MiL would obvioulsy grass me in for not getting home till midnight. Turmoil. Tell the MiL that this way she won't have to babysit when your wife goes to see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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