Blootoon87 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 No no Serge, I'm not a soulless monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I was put off ever searching for Scottish porn again after stumbling across a video of a boy sticking his boaby in Greyfriars Bobby's snout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I was put off ever searching for Scottish porn again after stumbling across a video of a boy sticking his boaby in Greyfriars Bobby's snout. There's a brilliant one where some plus sized wummin is getting pumped by 2 laddies and one guy just keeps saying 'there's yer dinner' over and over plus some other cracking one liners. Well worth a watch although not sure where you'd find it, was well known a few years ago so you might've already seen it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 37 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: There's a brilliant one where some plus sized wummin is getting pumped by 2 laddies and one guy just keeps saying 'there's yer dinner' over and over plus some other cracking one liners. Well worth a watch although not sure where you'd find it, was well known a few years ago so you might've already seen it. That the one where the tail end of the spit-roast keeps asking her if she's cum yet, despite her frequent cries of "stop it, you're hurting me!" and general 'this was a terrible idea' demeanour? We are surely the least sexy nation on the face of the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 That the one where the tail end of the spit-roast keeps asking her if she's cum yet, despite her frequent cries of "stop it, you're hurting me!" and general 'this was a terrible idea' demeanour? We are surely the least sexy nation on the face of the planet. We are revolting. Any time I go abroad anywhere I'm overwhelmed by the attractiveness of the women, and also men tbf. I'm probably a 6.5/7 here, as soon as you step foot off that plane you lose 3 points. It's a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Looking up the weather in Glasgow for today... the temperature doesn't seem to fluctuate, even in the evening. Is this accurate, or is it a glitch in the Matrix / BBC weather reporting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 28 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Looking up the weather in Glasgow for today... the temperature doesn't seem to fluctuate, even in the evening. Is this accurate, or is it a glitch in the Matrix / BBC weather reporting? Looks like the Sky app during Dunfermline 4 3 St Mirren. Every goal was "35 YARD STRIKE". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 28 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Looking up the weather in Glasgow for today... the temperature doesn't seem to fluctuate, even in the evening. Is this accurate, or is it a glitch in the Matrix / BBC weather reporting? Wind speed changes, I think it's genuine. Inverness is nearly the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I was put off ever searching for Scottish porn again after stumbling across a video of a boy sticking his boaby in Greyfriars Bobby's snout. There's a video going about of 2 sisters from Aberdeen getting pumped and in the background a guy just starts shouting about Jackie Macnamara. A truly beautiful moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 There's a video going about of 2 sisters from Aberdeen getting pumped and in the background a guy just starts shouting about Jackie Macnamara. A truly beautiful moment. They're wee hoors. One of them got pumped on Geordie Shore as well. I cracked up when the Jackie Macnamara shout happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 21 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: Why, everytime I see a video of homemade filth from some random woman, do they have the worst music in the world playing in the background? Almost without exception. I got a video from someone with the old firm game in the background. He's a rangers fan so I'm not really sure what he was so pleased about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I got a video from someone with the old firm game in the background. He's a rangers fan so I'm not really sure what he was so pleased about. Don't be too harsh - he doesn't send them out when he's sober. (54 and counting for this month ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Aidan said: There's a video going about of 2 sisters from Aberdeen getting pumped and in the background a guy just starts shouting about Jackie Macnamara. A truly beautiful moment. I just searched for that (academic purposes, etc) and one of the recommended videos was "Blonde girlfriend with eyes tied in gang bang". What kind of porn is the uploader used to watching that they felt the need to specify that the girl still has eyes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I just searched for that (academic purposes, etc) and one of the recommended videos was "Blonde girlfriend with eyes tied in gang bang". What kind of porn is the uploader used to watching that they felt the need to specify that the girl still has eyes? Here's a friend's internet search 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Here's a friend's internet search Try searching for 'aberdeen sisters porn' on the top ranked Google hit (don't think we're allowed to post links to porn sites outside of the Night Shift. Or possibly within). I know folk like to claim I'm a bullshit artist, but eyeless porn isn't something that had occurred to me until now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Livingston drunk porn is something to behold. A friend tells me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I also have a video of some quine getting shafted with a bottle of Buckfast. Can't remember where I got that from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: I also have a video of some quine getting shafted with a bottle of Buckfast. Can't remember where I got that from. Think folk were talking about that on here a while back. Some lassie in the lavvies at a Dundee nightclub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) A few years back my apprentice at the time had a phone video of a girl having fun with a vodka bottle in front of a few people at a houseparty. It turned out that she was in the same class as my son at school eta. She was a 17 year old 6th year at the time it was filmed. Edited December 30, 2016 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I just searched for that (academic purposes, etc) and one of the recommended videos was "Blonde girlfriend with eyes tied in gang bang". What kind of porn is the uploader used to watching that they felt the need to specify that the girl still has eyes? I'm more interested in learning how it is possible to tie eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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