Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: Question : my stomach is now killing me and there's lava like substance shooting out of me. Am I going to die? Was it the reheated veg? Gonorrhoea You can get an antibiotic jag Don’t call her that, it’s disrespectful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Mrs just contacted me to say she has lost her phone and could I try and locate it via “find my phone”? QQ therefore is.. has she been pumping a sailor? She's a drug dealer and has forgotten to destroy the sim in her burner before launching it into the sea IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 some Fringe Fud was trying to foist a leaflet on me at lunchtime today for some comedian who was "the 11th most popular Jeremy at the BBC". which got me and my workmates thinking- could we name the other 10. We got: Jeremy Paxman Jeremy Vine Jeremy Kyle (well, perhaps he was on the other side) Jeremy Hardy Jeremy Isaacs Jeremy Irons (he was on "Play Away" you know) Jeremy Clarkson and we wondered if Jeremy Hunt and Jeremy Corbyn counted as they might have appeared on "Question Time" in the past. Any ideas Jeremy fans? btw- we never actually bothered to find out the name of the comedian. Perhaps he was actually called Joe and that was the joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muirkirk nil Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: some Fringe Fud was trying to foist a leaflet on me at lunchtime today for some comedian who was "the 11th most popular Jeremy at the BBC". which got me and my workmates thinking- could we name the other 10. We got: Jeremy Paxman Jeremy Vine Jeremy Kyle (well, perhaps he was on the other side) Jeremy Hardy Jeremy Isaacs Jeremy Irons (he was on "Play Away" you know) Jeremy Clarkson and we wondered if Jeremy Hunt and Jeremy Corbyn counted as they might have appeared on "Question Time" in the past. Any ideas Jeremy fans? btw- we never actually bothered to find out the name of the comedian. Perhaps he was actually called Joe and that was the joke. https://twitter.com/jeremy_nicholas?lang=en 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 16 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs just contacted me to say she has lost her phone and could I try and locate it via “find my phone”? QQ therefore is.. has she been pumping a sailor? She's a drug dealer and has forgotten to destroy the sim in her burner before launching it into the sea IMO. Turns out she’d dropped it in Debenhams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Turns out she’d dropped it in Debenhams. Euph? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Turns out she’d dropped it in Debenhams. Was it in her knickers at the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) QQ for you.. Can you identify this infamous P&B pop-up crèche? @throbber Edited August 15, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 So Shandon Par's wife has been caught shagging a Russian midget sailor in Debenhams?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, throbber said: One of my favourite public toilets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: some Fringe Fud was trying to foist a leaflet on me at lunchtime today for some comedian who was "the 11th most popular Jeremy at the BBC". which got me and my workmates thinking- could we name the other 10. We got: Jeremy Paxman Jeremy Vine Jeremy Kyle (well, perhaps he was on the other side) Jeremy Hardy Jeremy Isaacs Jeremy Irons (he was on "Play Away" you know) Jeremy Clarkson and we wondered if Jeremy Hunt and Jeremy Corbyn counted as they might have appeared on "Question Time" in the past. Any ideas Jeremy fans? btw- we never actually bothered to find out the name of the comedian. Perhaps he was actually called Joe and that was the joke. Jeremy Beadle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 So Shandon Par's wife has been caught shagging a Russian midget sailor in Debenhams?! Again? She’s sum lass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 What is a cavalry hem? Google hasn't been helpful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Adam101 said: What is a cavalry hem? Google hasn't been helpful. https://putthison.com/consider-a-military-hem-the-above-photo-subject/ 2 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, Adam101 said: What is a cavalry hem? Google hasn't been helpful. Plain Bottom? Is that compared to a spotty bum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://putthison.com/consider-a-military-hem-the-above-photo-subject/ 2 seconds. Thanks Sarge, embarrassingly I did click on that, looked at the pictures and gave up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 This has all gone a bit John Inman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This has all gone a bit John Inman. Are you being served sir? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Question, how does one stop women from being so moany? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: Question, how does one stop women from being so moany? Satisfy her? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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