Hedgecutter Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Why does a very pale stream of urine form a darker coloured greenish/yellowish splash pool when the water in there was clear already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 34 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Why does a very pale stream of urine form a darker coloured greenish/yellowish splash pool when the water in there was clear already? ^^ Caught pishing in the public baths 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: ^^ Caught pishing in the public baths Off the ten-metre board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Futsal is utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Futsal is utter shite. It saw a bit of the Romanian league on TV the other month and I think I posted somewhere about how shite it was and how the players all came across as arseholes.Possibly fun to play but dire as a spectator sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: It saw a bit of the Romanian league on TV the other month and I think I posted somewhere about how shite it was and how the players all came across as arseholes. Possibly fun to play but dire as a spectator sport. Yup, a few sliding tackles would sort the c***s out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Couple seasons in the joonyurs'd dae it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker?Bread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 32 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? The obvious answer, as it's you, is a body part which gets singed ensuring another visit to casualty. Helpful answer: we used to make jam toasties, although you burnt your mouth on them, cheese and mustard wasn't too bad and I think we even made corned beef and pickle. Just go into a caff and copy down their toastie fillings- bacon and brie etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker?If you're not putting in onion you're doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? Tuna and onion mayo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? Smoked turkey, cheese, tomato, avocado and hot paprika or cayenne pepper or if can’t be arsed with too many ingredients open a tin of baked beans make a baked bean toastie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: The obvious answer, as it's you, is a body part which gets singed ensuring another visit to casualty. Helpful answer: we used to make jam toasties, although you burnt your mouth on them, cheese and mustard wasn't too bad and I think we even made corned beef and pickle. Just go into a caff and copy down their toastie fillings- bacon and brie etc. Tried googling it and the first thing was “smoked eel”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? Your hand, probably. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? A large catering pack of sliced pepperoni once fell off the back of a van and ended up in my flat. We had pepperoni and cheese toasties for a month. Recommended. Also banana and nutella if you have a sweet tooth. Left over bolognese or chilli are also winners. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Your hand, probably. Listened to this programmed the other day. But beyond my mental capacity tbh but the gist of it was that life on earth started from some stuff spewed out of an underwater trench long, long ago. The same rusty stuff is still inside us.. then there’s some sort of link two two types of DNA and the better ones end up in A&E twice as often as the lesser folk but are ultimately more resilient with greater longevity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Listened to this programmed the other day. But beyond my mental capacity tbh but the gist of it was that life on earth started from some stuff spewed out of an underwater trench long, long ago. The same rusty stuff is still inside us.. then there’s some sort of link two two types of DNA and the better ones end up in A&E twice as often as the lesser folk but are ultimately more resilient with greater longevity. So we have a world full of patched up Shandon's to look forward to. Anyway, thought we are all made of star dust or some other shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 The booklet that came with my Breville suggests Mars Bar and banana... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: So we have a world full of patched up Shandon's to look forward to. A cyborg Shandon perhaps- Resistance is futile, you will be redecorated! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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