Miguel Sanchez Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 36 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's in them? Chocolate. What else do you get in advent calendars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 40 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's in them? A note that reads "God is watching, ya chancing greedy hoor." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's in them? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Chocolate. What else do you get in advent calendars? I've seen beer, but I didn't think it would be that. Is it to be used in the lead up to Ramadan or as a sun down treat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw Ramadan advent calendars on sale in Asda earlier. Which religion should be more offended, Christianity or Islam? The folk with too much time on their hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw Ramadan advent calendars on sale in Asda earlier. Which religion should be more offended, Christianity or Islam? If they”re selling them as actual “Ramadan Advent Calendars”, the answer is clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 I checked out online the Ramadan Advent Calendars on the website myislamiccelebration.com You can choose different options including "empty" and chocolate. Both come with a printed list of 30. good deeds. Ramadan Advent Calendars have 30 doors unlike the Xmas Advent Calendars with their meagre 25 doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's in them? Virgins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw Ramadan advent calendars on sale in Asda earlier. Which religion should be more offended, Christianity or Islam? I bought a Greenock advent calendar All the windows were boarded up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 3 hours ago, Deanburn Dave said: I checked out online the Ramadan Advent Calendars on the website myislamiccelebration.com You can choose different options including "empty" and chocolate. Both come with a printed list of 30. good deeds. Ramadan Advent Calendars have 30 doors unlike the Xmas Advent Calendars with their meagre 25 doors. 24, shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 7 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Virgins. Only available in Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: Only available in Inverness. Maybe only one left ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 After a close call involving a lack of concentration, absent-mindedness and slightly similar packaging, i wondered if any P&Bers know what the consequence of applying Colgate Whitening to piles may be? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 10 minutes ago, coprolite said: After a close call involving a lack of concentration, absent-mindedness and slightly similar packaging, i wondered if any P&Bers know what the consequence of applying Colgate Whitening to piles may be? "You'll be shocked by this cheap alternative to anal bleaching that big Pharma doesn't want you to know about" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 13 minutes ago, coprolite said: After a close call involving a lack of concentration, absent-mindedness and slightly similar packaging, i wondered if any P&Bers know what the consequence of applying Colgate Whitening to piles may be? No, but do tell us what the piles paste has done to your teeth? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Just now, Swarley said: No, but do tell us what the piles paste has done to your teeth? They've shrunk and itch less 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 1 hour ago, coprolite said: After a close call involving a lack of concentration, absent-mindedness and slightly similar packaging, i wondered if any P&Bers know what the consequence of applying Colgate Whitening to piles may be? Minty fresh farts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 1 hour ago, coprolite said: After a close call involving a lack of concentration, absent-mindedness and slightly similar packaging, i wondered if any P&Bers know what the consequence of applying Colgate Whitening to piles may be? No, but I know someone who brushed their teeth with Ralgex. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 (edited) My niece used germolene instead of bonjela on her mouth ulcers. Edited February 11 by Loonytoons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 11/02/2024 at 09:50, Bully Wee Villa said: 24, shirley? A double door for 24th, if you're lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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