Reid Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Anyone know the legal age you can get a tattoo at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 18 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 18 Baws. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Going on holiday in just over 4 weeks, which means I will have to put my cats in a cattery. Anyone able to recommend any decent one in the Glasgow/South Lanarkshire area? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Cheers for that, Cube. Take it you've been in Amsterdam? Yes but I prefer to stay a little bit away from the hustle and bustle of dam square. Vondelpark area is great, nice classy place and close to the action. Banana bar linkage http://www.bananenbar.nl/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Can someone give me a job before I hang myself? You'd be an interesting centrepiece for any room afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 What is the joke where the humour is derived from the similarities between the word sitzu and the phrase "shit zoo" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 What is the joke where the humour is derived from the similarities between the word sitzu and the phrase "shit zoo" What do you call a zoo with no animals ? A shitzu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 What do you call a zoo with no animals ? A shitzu That isn't it, thanks for trying though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Many hours and what cant you work? I'm available all day every day. You got something in Tesco? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I'm available all day every day. You got something in Tesco? You've got mail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 What do you call a zoo with no animals ? A shitzu I went to the zoo the other day, but there were hardly any animals. Just one tiny wee dug. It was a shitzu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) What is the joke where the humour is derived from the similarities between the word sitzu and the phrase "shit zoo" Is it....How many zoo's could a Sitzu shit,if a Sitzu could shit zoo's? Edited August 13, 2011 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 I went to the zoo the other day, but there were hardly any animals. Just one tiny wee dug. It was a shitzu. That's the one, thanks my man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I ordered Sky Sports News earlier today, but I still can't watch it. When does it become active? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I ordered Sky Sports News earlier today, but I still can't watch it. When does it become active? when you phone them and tell them to get their finger out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Switched on just in time for SS. Quite a few others channels for a quid a month, not bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I have some leftover haggis, does anyone have any different recipe ideas for things to do with it? I'm feeling adventurous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I have some leftover haggis, does anyone have any different recipe ideas for things to do with it? I'm feeling adventurous. Haggis butties. It's not exactly haute cuisine, but it'll do you a beasting Sunday breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Haggis butties. It's not exactly haute cuisine, but it'll do you a beasting Sunday breakfast. It's so tempting, but that would mean going to the shop for rolls and I'm way too hungover for that carry on. I was thinking along the lines of a haggis and red wine roast potato dish, although that's mainly to see if it'll work. I made haggis risotto before and it was the bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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