Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Does anyone know if National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is going to be shown on the telly again over the festive season ? I love that film even though I have seen it about 5 times already. ^^^^^^^^Grizwalds IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Update on that feckin' digibox: Tried swapping to the old digibox which always worked fine (we just upgraded to a recorder) and it's got the same 'No signal' error. Must be the aerial wherever it is? Question now is, where is the wee round plug thing in the wall likely to go in a block of flats? Individual aerial on roof or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Update on that feckin' digibox: Tried swapping to the old digibox which always worked fine (we just upgraded to a recorder) and it's got the same 'No signal' error. Must be the aerial wherever it is? Question now is, where is the wee round plug thing in the wall likely to go in a block of flats? Individual aerial on roof or something? Might be better just shelling out for an indoor ariel, they're quite cheap and we all know what happened to Rod Hull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Might be better just shelling out for an indoor ariel, they're quite cheap and we all know what happened to Rod Hull. I just had to Google Rod Hull tbh. Thankfully there aren't many greenhouses in the middle of Aberdeen to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 It really burns when I pee, I mean properly like I'm pissing fire and lightning. I'm fairly certain it's not an std, so what is it people? I could have used google, I just wanted people to know about my pee situation though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 It really burns when I pee, I mean properly like I'm pissing fire and lightning. I'm fairly certain it's not an std, so what is it people? I could have used google, I just wanted people to know about my pee situation though. Not all infections of that type are sexually transmitted. Get to the doctor with a urine sample. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 It really burns when I pee, I mean properly like I'm pissing fire and lightning. I'm fairly certain it's not an std, so what is it people? I could have used google, I just wanted people to know about my pee situation though. ^^^^^ Bad aids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) Might as well chop it off now tbh. Edited December 16, 2012 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 It really burns when I pee, I mean properly like I'm pissing fire and lightning. I'm fairly certain it's not an std, so what is it people? I could have used google, I just wanted people to know about my pee situation though. Urinary tract infection? When I feel one of these coming on, I have a w**k. Sorts it right out. Not even joking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 It really burns when I pee, I mean properly like I'm pissing fire and lightning. I'm fairly certain it's not an std, so what is it people? I could have used google, I just wanted people to know about my pee situation though. You haven't had a sly pish in an aquarium recently have you? Sounds like the symptoms that this wee beastie leaves behind when it swims up your cock. The Candiru Fish Where it ends up after it swims up your cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Might as well chop it off now tbh. It'll probably just drop off anyway. #prayformatty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Does anyone know if National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is going to be shown on the telly again over the festive season ? I love that film even though I have seen it about 5 times already. next Sunday its on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Not all infections of that type are sexually transmitted. Get to the doctor with a urine sample. How will he know which doctor has a urine sample? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 next Sunday its on Thanks amigo. I will check the listings for that day and get it recorded. Have a Greenie for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 How will he know which doctor has a urine sample? He'll probably be the one that's a bit damper than the others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 He'll probably be the one that's a bit damper than the others. Sniff for signs of fish. If the Doctor smells like a Herring that has been left out in the sun then you can trust them. The poster who asked the original question however has about 24 hours to live. Make the most of it and knit a nice sweater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Unfortunately this is not a cock related question,but why the f**k am I still unable to view BBC videos? Some work (nterviews) others don't Dundee utd 4 ICT 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 1355721578[/url]' post='6899828']Unfortunately this is not a cock related question,but why the f**k am I still unable to view BBC videos? Some work (nterviews) others don't Dundee utd 4 ICT 4. Maybe a Flash or Java update required? Remember to remove the old versions first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 It really burns when I pee, I mean properly like I'm pissing fire and lightning. I'm fairly certain it's not an std, so what is it people? I could have used google, I just wanted people to know about my pee situation though. Matty lad, this is a "get to the doctor" situation, not a Quick Question Thread on P&B situation. It's not always easy to differentiate between the two, and I'm sure we all appreciate being kept in the loop with this, but I would encourage you to see your GP post-haste. Just in case, ken? The Candiru Fish Few things put the fear in me more than this fearsome beast. Terrifying creatures. I'd rather take my chances with a shark than one of these wee b*****ds. At least a shark looks you in an eye you can see with when it ruins your life. Try using your cock to right click your mouse. If it still doesn't work, its a cock problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Probably a daft question but you know in physics etc where things like electrical currents always take the shortest routes through circuits, how does nature 'know' which path is actually the shortest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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