BFTD Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 How you feeling BigSlimTabbyDave? Operation go well? Still fat - it takes a while for the weight to drop off, even on three thimblefuls of cabbage per day. I actually know a lassie who had a gastric band put in years ago and is still the size of a house. She says that she throws up if she takes more than three mouthfuls of food without waiting for an hour afterwards. Now that's the kind of dedication to obesity that, frankly, I don't know if I could manage. Chocolate's tasty 'n' all that, but still. I like BFTD but I also like FTB's but which one is best? Only 1 way to find out, fight. Unless Dee is correct & they are wan? Grimbo I'm going to test this theory today by battering myself about the heid. If F_T_B's posts remain the same and mine suddenly become coherent, we're clearly different people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 What operation did you have Dave? Gender reassignment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Big armed police presence at Barcelona airport stopping and examining all cars (other than taxis!). I hope the Danish aren't reading this Gran, otherwise you've just told them how to get past the bizzies. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Still fat - it takes a while for the weight to drop off, even on three thimblefuls of cabbage per day. I actually know a lassie who had a gastric band put in years ago and is still the size of a house. She says that she throws up if she takes more than three mouthfuls of food without waiting for an hour afterwards. Now that's the kind of dedication to obesity that, frankly, I don't know if I could manage. Chocolate's tasty 'n' all that, but still. I'm going to test this theory today by battering myself about the heid. If F_T_B's posts remain the same and mine suddenly become coherent, we're clearly different people. But how wil I tell the difference? Oh & now I realize why my food parcels have stopped, you've been eating them. When's band practice again, I think we should call ourselves The Gastric Bsnd. G-Bo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Too late grimbo, been done. And oddly enough, in one of those studenty shitholes where they used to get cheaper drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Too late grimbo, been done. And oddly enough, in one of those studenty shitholes where they used to get cheaper drink. Bassers I fuckin hate students. (Best Paul Calf voice). Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Is it lonely up there on your pedestal pedal stool? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Personally i hope he has been sacked. Why? whats he ever done to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 What did he do other than get pissed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Still fat - it takes a while for the weight to drop off, even on three thimblefuls of cabbage per day. I actually know a lassie who had a gastric band put in years ago and is still the size of a house. She says that she throws up if she takes more than three mouthfuls of food without waiting for an hour afterwards. Now that's the kind of dedication to obesity that, frankly, I don't know if I could manage. Chocolate's tasty 'n' all that, but still. I'm going to test this theory today by battering myself about the heid. If F_T_B's posts remain the same and mine suddenly become coherent, we're clearly different people. I know someone who was given the band last year. She has lost 12 stones but somebody who got one around the same time has only lost a stone and is struggling through lack of willpower. Best of luck biggie... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Update - her boss isn't there today but she doesn't know if he's working elsewhere at another office and hasnt heard anything about his whereabouts. Personally i hope he has been sacked. If the guy says he's an alcoholic, they can't sack him and must offer him some form of help for his problem. I know this to be true because my mate Dave in the pub told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Imagine being a boss in an office environment and taking in a bottle of vodka to get steaming off of. What a fucking hero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 At my first proper job in London my immediate boss and I would always have a decent malt on the go, ciggies, cigars and now and again a bit cocaine in our office. Seemed very civilised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Just sounds like a moron from what my gf said and did something that only an arsehole boss would do to one of her co workers. Generally sounds like a dick I'm not saying that to be mean. He was probably just pished at the time, cut him some slack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 If the guy says he's an alcoholic, they can't sack him and must offer him some form of help for his problem. I know this to be true because my mate Dave in the pub told me. But as he's just started he may still be on probationary period, in which case they could horse him . Throbber probably thinks his gf is playing away, and that's why he wants the boy sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 That gastric band surgery sounds worse than eating less and exercising more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 It's historically taken me 4-6 weeks after starting a new job to get completely wrecked and pester the ladies, I kind of admire this guy's efficiency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Imagine being a boss in an office environment and taking in a bottle of vodka.It's a long day otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 If the guy says he's an alcoholic, they can't sack him and must offer him some form of help for his problem. I know this to be true because my mate Dave in the pub told me. As Wunfellaf says, if he's been there for less than a few months they can sack him. When I worked in a shop a couple of years ago it turned out that one of the women had been drinking vodka disguised in a coke bottle throughout the time she'd been there. Everyone thought she was just a bit loud and 'bubbly' except one guy who was adamant she was half cut the entire time. He was correct, and she was escorted out of the building by management, never to return. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 At my first proper job in London my immediate boss and I would always have a decent malt on the go, ciggies, cigars and now and again a bit cocaine in our office. Seemed very civilised. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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