Hank Scorpio Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 The first thing I learnt was how to call my obese French teacher a fat b*****d. Worth it. I also had an obese French teacher. Where did you go to school? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Sally Magnusson asked earlier if Andy Murray could follow in the footsteps of wheelchair tennis player Gordon Reid in getting to the Australian Open final. Wheel turns shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Is your postcode a BURGLARY HOTSPOT? BE A AWAIR. http://www.moneysupermarket.com/hubs/burglary-hotspots/ (1.15% chance with me. Which is fucking nonsense considering Im in Dundee) What a brilliant idea. The only reason you'd check the website is if you're worried about your home's security, so the website keeps a list of the most commonly-searched postcodes as a guide for burglars looking for the easiest streets to case. Quality work from the villains. (0.33% ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I was listening to old George Galloway call ins earlier on youtube and after leaving it for a while a video called the breast of Tommy Boyd came on and there were countless hilarious call ins for the entire show and Tommy Boyd was ridiculously rude in all of them - is this guy for real and these call ins genuine or is this some sort of spoof? Don't get much clarity on google about the guy but i would imagine he is well known among some on here... I take it this is the former TalkSport host Tommy Boyd? Never heard him on TalkSport, but I know him better as the former Wide Awake Club and Win, Lose or Draw legend. I'd heard he was a p***k, which is a shame as I always liked him as a kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 What do you guys choose when someone asks heads or tails? I'm always a tails never fails man and after lengthy discussion at work today it turned out the majority do the same and go tails. Over to you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 What do you guys choose when someone asks heads or tails? I'm always a tails never fails man and after lengthy discussion at work today it turned out the majority do the same and go tails. Over to you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 ^^^^^Heads gone. Colour of the wifey teachers eyes? Correctomundo. I believe her eye colour waa blew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 What do you guys choose when someone asks heads or tails? I'm always a tails never fails man and after lengthy discussion at work today it turned out the majority do the same and go tails. Over to you... Heads. Always heads. You never watched Only Fools and Horses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Heads. Always heads. You never watched Only Fools and Horses? ^^^^^ Heads gone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 ^^^^^ Heads gone! ^^^^libido's gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 ^^^^libido's gone. True. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Pedo_7cd3d3_1319012.gif Jesus, is that a real fucking toy?! ...apparently so. "Baby Wee Wee" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Can't remember if this was the thread where it was being discussed, but this is the street opera guy from Barcelona. I should have guessed someone would have posted him on YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Is this a YouTube thread now, yeah? *Graphic scenes; Viewer discretion is advised* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Heads. Always heads. You never watched Only Fools and Horses? Just always a tails never fails man, served me well so far, won a rare charizard Pokemon card in primary school due to a tails win and stuck with it since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 How fucking cool was Spirograph? Wish I had a set now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just always a tails never fails man, served me well so far, won a rare charizard Pokemon card in primary school due to a tails win and stuck with it since. Are you taking it into show and tell today, Dazzle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Been having a nightmare with accountants this year and am on my 4th one after getting a recommendation. Paid him a decent amount of cash to amend all my returns since I started and just got confirmation of my tax payable for 13/14 and 14/15 and it's about a quarter of what it could have been if I'd continued to try to do things myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Are you taking it into show and tell today, Dazzle? Nope I'm taking in my bunny, Oscar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 A girl in my seminar earlier had her bank card on the back of her phone, kept in place by her transparent phone case. Bizarre behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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