BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Yesterday, I got an email inviting me to an interview for a job which could add £10k on to my yearly wage. I'm nervous but incredibly excited at the prospect of that. Does that include expenses? It'll sound much less attractive if you have to buy the lingerie out of your own pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 £10k a year is less than the minimum wage. I never understood the terrible venom you induced on here before, as I've always seen you as fairly affable. Turns out, you deliberately misinterpret posts to suit your agenda, and are in fact a c**t of the lowest order. The point made was an increase in wage, even if the poster was on 50k a year, that's a 20% increase in one fell swoop. Don't be a parade cloud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Give the auld yin a break, folks. We'll all find comprehension hard when we get to that age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ^^^currently unemployed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 £10k a year is less than the minimum wage. Unemployed folk get an income in the way of benefits though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Unemployed folk get an income in the way of benefits though? I put it to you, that he is a violent, rage incited, old geezer. Probably goes "weekly shopping" with his withered old wife too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Just to clear up guys, I currently work full time in the pub trade - wages are fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Good luck with the new job then Hank x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Just to clear up guys, I currently work full time in the pub trade - wages are fucking shite. You'll be letting us know where you currently work in time for your last night. No doubt there'll be a lot of 'bad pints' that your pals at P&B would be happy to save you the effort of pouring away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 'To my wife on mother's day' cards. Just, why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I used to get Valentine's Day cards from my gran until I was about seven. I've since met other folk who have similar tales, including folk who got them from their own mothers What kind of confused, Fifesque nonsense is that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I used to get Valentine's Day cards from my gran until I was about seven. I've since met other folk who have similar tales, including folk who got them from their own mothers What kind of confused, Fifesque nonsense is that? I've heard that in Dundee, they don't stop with Valentine's. They actually buy Mothers Day cards and send them to themselves, with your name on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My pal bought his pregnant wife a Mother's Day card from 'Bump'. Fucking hell. <<<One less friend than last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I've heard that in Dundee, they don't stop with Valentine's. They actually buy Mothers Day cards and send them to themselves, with your name on them. Must be some rank rotten children in Dundee if the mothers prefer to use my name over their sons. More than happy to receive Valentines cards from them too, albeit with pictures. I'll forward the elderly ones on to Granny Danger and the Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Must be some rank rotten children in Dundee if the mothers prefer to use my name over their sons. More than happy to receive Valentines cards from them too, albeit with pictures. I'll forward the elderly ones on to Granny Danger and the Sarge. Ask any child in Dundee and they all have a missing sibling called Dave who was adopted out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I am currently at Haymarket. Not a Euphemism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My mum sends me a Valentine's card every year. It's the only one I ever receive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My mum sends me a Valentine's card every year. It's the only one I ever receive. Things you don't want to share with P&B for this tragic pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I wonder if Kate still gets a card from wee maddie?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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