Grim O'Grady Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 See always solutions. I need to go to the what have I learnt today thread for this pish, eh? Thankee kindly kind sirs. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Wiktionary identifies it as being originally Australian Slang https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/nork#English And finds it in print as early as 1983 First reference in print was at least 1971/2 with reference to norks as big as Mudgee mailbags in this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Time to take my granddaughter to school for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 The new Game of Thrones trailer gave me a woody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Is there a snake in your boots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I vomited in one of the doorways of Ibrox this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 the creators of the matrix the wachowski brothers are now the wachowski sisters http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35762693/matrix-director-lilly-wachowski-comes-out-as-trans that's both come out as transgender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 the creators of the matrix the wachowski brothers are now the wachowski sisters http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35762693/matrix-director-lilly-wachowski-comes-out-as-trans that's both come out as transgender I've never watched the matrix. Tried once and gave up after about 10 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I've never watched the matrix. Tried once and gave up after about 10 minutes. Doesn't surprise me at all, you blue pill taking bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 The google doodle's saying Happy Birthday Welshbairn with a picture of a birthday cake. I didn't think it was my birthday, but who am I to question it? Bit creepy though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 The google doodle's saying Happy Birthday Welshbairn with a picture of a birthday cake. I didn't think it was my birthday, but who am I to question it? Bit creepy though. Indulge in some solitary clubbing, to celebrate your virtual birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 The google doodle's saying Happy Birthday Welshbairn with a picture of a birthday cake. I didn't think it was my birthday, but who am I to question it? Bit creepy though. ^found the b*****d who has stolen my identity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Three new members of staff in the last wee while at work. First guy - top lad, great attitude, and kens what he's doing. Next one - a lassie - nice lassie - just gets on with it, nae bother. The makings of a great wee team. Third person - an older woman - barking fucking mad, and an absolute c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I outgrew that about a year ago. I take it the sock started shrinking from frequent washing and you decided to put it down to a late growth spurt? Mrs Mile back-heeled me in the satchel whilst she slept! Couldn't get back to sleep after the ache and seethe went away so just got up. Could be worse. Mine has been regularly punching me in the head for months. The wean just went through a spell of wanting to sleep in bed with us, so I slept blissfully in his bed for a week or two, until his fear of sleeping alone was overridden by his desire to not receive a midnight punch in the pus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I take it the sock started shrinking from frequent washing and you decided to put it down to a late growth spurt? Could be worse. Mine has been regularly punching me in the head for months. The wean just went through a spell of wanting to sleep in bed with us, so I slept blissfully in his bed for a week or two, until his fear of sleeping alone was overridden by his desire to not receive a midnight punch in the pus I'll look out for you on Saturday, you'll be the guy that looks like he's wearing a robbers mask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Just filled up at the petrol station (it's no a gas station you inbred colonials). 3/4 of a tank, $13.84 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Canna stop farting the day. Every 5 minutes POOOOOORRRRRRAAAARRRRT. Fucking hoofing an aw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 https://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/03/08/easter-road-edinburgh/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 https://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/03/08/easter-road-edinburgh/ Well there's 90 seconds of my life I'll never get back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 https://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/03/08/easter-road-edinburgh/ Not this one in particular, but all of these "tch, whit are we like?!" things on Buzzfeed and similar sites are usually toe curlingly embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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