Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 So far this year in Australia nobody has died from a shark attack, although some bits have been lost and at least 2 people have died in crocodile attacks. Snake bites have done for 2 people but nobody has died from a spider bite, despite the strange toilet habits of one guy and no fatalities due to box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus. So maybe it's not as Nope as some think until you realise that there is a new killer around. This year horses have caused the death of 4 people (coincidentally all female). So the horse is deadlier than the shark, crocs, snakes etc Be ah where. Australia is a strange land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 What 19QOS19 should be doing with his peado shorts. What19QOS19 actually does with his peado shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 :lol: Arsehole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I'm going to start training my 1.6 million. How many ants would it take to carry a banknote? Seems like a bit of copyright infringement there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ I like how the article starts "Two guys turned the M5 into a mini-boxing ring". I've never measured the dimensions of either but I'm going to hazard a guess that the M5 is slightly bigger than a boxing ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Random Spotify list on the walk to work included: Afroman : she won't let me fùck Eamon : I don't want you back Mario : Let me love you J-Kwon : Tipsy. What a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ Fascinating stuff. In other news- a duck eats bread in a park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I found a football in my garage today. It's a 90s mitre with the 3lions I can't see it anywhere only so must be very rare and valuable:D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 How did you find it if you can't see it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 How did you find it if you can't see it? Was ment to say online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Ouch. Get out the wrong side of your big bed big chap? He's a night shift worker, they're permanently raging, in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 f**k knows why. Every night shift c**t I know seems to spend half the night sleeping.Half the night?I had to set the alarm for 10 minutes before the day shift came in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 f**k knows why. Every night shift c**t I know seems to spend half the night sleeping. I sleep during night shift so I'm not too bad the next day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ I have an inherent dislike, bordering on hatred, of arseholes who film things like this that they're not part of and put them on social media. They're the modern day equivalent of the cowardly wee c**t who stands on the edge of a fight urging others to get involved but would pish their breeks if anyone turned on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 f**k knows why. Every night shift c**t I know seems to spend half the night sleeping. For fear of my own life I must call your claims utter shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've gone over my ankle whilst on a trip and it's now twice the width as usual, this being after two hours on ice. Not promising 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've gone over my ankle whilst on a trip and it's now twice the width as usual, this being after two hours on ice. Not promising That'll be a lesson to you, drugs are bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ Disappointing, justice would have been the guy in the tangerine, battering f**k out of that vw c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 That must have torn you apart to type that. its almost as if the shoplifters of the World unite~d.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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