19QOS19 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 30oC at half 7 at night. Summer football can f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Air Transat are by far the worst airline I've ever flown with. The plane still had one of those old TVs hanging down the middle of the ailse that everyone has to crane their necks to see. And the film was that fucking awful Green Latern shite as well. That's what you get when you fly economy I suppose. I flew with Aeroflot from Heathrow to Moscow when I'm pretty sure they had one of the worst air safety records on the planet. Nothing happened though except seeing the biggest gathering of miserable faced c***s I've ever seen in the one place once I arrived in Moscow, possibly with the exception of the away end at Dens on the 2nd of May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 41 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: I flew Air Deccan in India once and had to hold the insulation panel (which surrounded the window) in place for the 60 minute flight as it fell off as we were taking off. Happy days. I take it all back. You have done a day's work in your life. Or at least 60 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 6 hours ago, jagfox99 said: I wonder if these hings will start appearing at football grounds? Might attract a few extra punters? Oor boy Jaggy clearly has severe sunstroke. Thinks Pokèmon will get extra bodies through the gates. Get well soon, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 30oC at half 7 at night. Summer football can f**k off. Did the plastic pitch melt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Did the plastic pitch melt? Nah they made sure to water it. During the game at one point. The pitch comes first down Palmerston way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 https://www.technologyreview.com/s/427116/how-to-build-a-speech-jamming-gun/ We all have that one person we would like to permanently point one of these fucking things at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 20 hours ago, Dominique Malonga said: A boy from my Village has just been on Jeremy Kyle, should see the nick of the c**t:lol:. It aired today, fucking hilarious. You would see the boy in question at the Astro's playing football with lads that are not even in 1st year. He's about 26 as well:lol: There is a rumour that his girlfriend got a pasting last night by a relative. This was taken outside her house yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 53 minutes ago, supermik said: There is a rumour that his girlfriend got a pasting last night by a relative. This was taken outside her house yesterday. Aye that's the house right enough. Why anyone would think going on The Jeremy Kyle Show is a good idea is anyone's guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I'm off to Ibiza on Sunday and I've been buzzing for it for months, until today when ive suddenly woke up wondering what I've done and how I'm going to last 7 days at the tender age of 26. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 It'll fly by. Sure, 11am-12:30pm will drag and it'll seem like the world is ending but after a couple bombers and a few pint, you'll be right as rain and ready to take on the overweight women that Ireland has shipped out. Do 'Judgement Sundays' still happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Not entirely sure what goes on tbh I've never been, only done Maga a couple of times with the boys, pretty excited for Carl Cox and Eric Prydz as well as OBC going by videos. I thought my days of lads holidays were long gone but my plans for this years holiday got changed so here we are. As long as theres plenty pills and thrills I'm sure I'll be fine just fighting by, either that or I'll have a flight booked home by Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I may have inadvertently grassed someone in to the store manager at the opticians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, smpar said: I may have inadvertently grassed someone in to the store manager at the opticians. Did they tell you not to bother with the designer frames as they fall apart quicker than the cheap ones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Did they tell you not to bother with the designer frames as they fall apart quicker than the cheap ones? No, but I wasn't after that fancy shite anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Mozzamozza said: Did they know focal about the product? Normally I'd take issue with this but smpar's post lens itself to puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 It sounds like a great theme for a movie, hopefully someone makes a myopic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Mozzamozza said: Ah, so you understood that bifocal I meant they knew nothing? Did smpar purchase spectacles or did he bifocal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Did smpar purchase spectacles or did he bifocal? Sunspecs. Now piss off, auld yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, smpar said: Sunspecs. Now piss off, auld yin. Just wait until he finds out you're in third year.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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