Miguel Sanchez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Had a stoat about today. Went to Kelvingrove. Someone, I think Adam, said a few weeks ago he went there and had a look at Dali's big picture of Jesus. I've no idea how he or anyone else manages it. Impossible to get a moment's peace for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: SSN just now talking about a statue of Bobby Moore. The wife talking says the sculptor "immersed herself in all things Bobby" Goin yersel... If only more were like that. Does the statue have the bracelet on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Close. 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36924717 Dont really ever want to be arrested, but if I am, THIS is how I want it to go down 11 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: She looks a bit too For my liking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36921682 Four years jail for people smuggling which means they'll serve about two. Anyone involved in this should get a minimum of 20 years. Fucking scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 The BBC getting question 7 wrong. http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/quizzes/spot-the-ball-quiz-49 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 You spend a lot of time on CBBC, Zen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You spend a lot of time on CBBC, Zen? It's on the front page of the big peoples site. http://www.bbc.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: It's on the front page of the big peoples site. http://www.bbc.co.uk/ You linked to that, and not this? For shame, sir! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36924717 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You linked to that, and not this? For shame, sir! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36924717 She isn't that bonny and looks like a gutted rabbit. The one on the right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Mmm...more photographic evidence required, I think. Worth it for the headline alone, never mind the inevitable Father Dowling remake, "Swedish Bikini Cops Investigate". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 10 hours ago, banana said: It's that news reporter satirist, is it not? Are you thinking of Jonathon Pie? It could easily have been from one of his sketches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Lefty would get boabbee'd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Have to share this one with the P&B masses, because I'm still laughing since it happened on Tuesday. At work we have those absolutely f***ing pointless team huddles/briefings every morning where they tell you how much we've sold/need to sell et cetera. We work in a large retail outlet, but despite it being pretty dead at that time of the day, there will still be 30/40 staff present to hear one of the gaffers chatting shit for five minutes. At the end the briefing, the manager says, 'can all the male staff hang on a minute.' He tells us someone has reported footprints on one of the shitehouse seats in the male staff bogs. At this point I'm thinking someone's been lifting out the roof void tiles and stashing stolen stock. Imagine the scenes when he told us that a nominated member of staff (a lanky c***) standing on the bog seat, then removing a ceiling tile followed by fishing their arm in..........they retrieved......... A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS WHICH SOMEONE HAD SHAT IN The lucky recipient has been mumbling 'I'm gonna kill the c***' non-stop since Tuesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 My 5th Grandson born last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 The ICC was some mob. Gary Oldman, Micky Pearce, Benny from Grange Hill, Phil Michell and Jim McDonald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Suffer from vertigo? Then watch this and nearly puke..(warning, the music is terrible) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Have to share this one with the P&B masses, because I'm still laughing since it happened on Tuesday. At work we have those absolutely f***ing pointless team huddles/briefings every morning where they tell you how much we've sold/need to sell et cetera. We work in a large retail outlet, but despite it being pretty dead at that time of the day, there will still be 30/40 staff present to hear one of the gaffers chatting shit for five minutes. At the end the briefing, the manager says, 'can all the male staff hang on a minute.' He tells us someone has reported footprints on one of the shitehouse seats in the male staff bogs. At this point I'm thinking someone's been lifting out the roof void tiles and stashing stolen stock. Imagine the scenes when he told us that a nominated member of staff (a lanky c***) standing on the bog seat, then removing a ceiling tile followed by fishing their arm in..........they retrieved......... A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS WHICH SOMEONE HAD SHAT IN The lucky recipient has been mumbling 'I'm gonna kill the c***' non-stop since Tuesday Is this Asda in Govan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 8Mile's been busy in Hamilton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I'm doing absolutely hee-haw today. I put in about 6 miles of jogging yesterday. 5miles of walking to and from work (plus whatever at work) and had 5's last night too. I've a massive blister on each big toe and I've a sore back too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Who remembers "Thundercunt" from the horrific club photos thread?I've just discovered that he lives in New Zealand and I've just watched a video of him being naked in a radio studio in relation to some new tv programme "Naked Attraction." Wtf. Also, he's also just appeared as an extra in NZ drama series Shortland Street. Some boy is Thundercunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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