Boostin' Kev Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 30 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Take it you were hoping to see a tenner in there you shameful b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Just now, sjc said: Aberlour? Unsure as the five bags of it are magically sourced from my other half's dad, although he works in Speyside so Aberlour's a good candidate. I give that wonderful and pricey oak wood a respectful end to its working life of course... by getting my coal fire going with it. Brings out a grand smell along with the peats, also of dubious origin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Unsure as the five bags of it are magically sourced from my other half's dad, although he works in Speyside so Aberlour's a good candidate. I give that wonderful and pricey oak wood a respectful end to its working life of course... by getting my coal fire going with it. Brings out a grand smell along with the peats, also of dubious origin. I'll bet it smells great! See if your father in law can get you some with Aberlour in it instead though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Have folk seen this? It's too sad. [emoji24] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I had to stop after the first line. Had they given less attention to colour and focused more on the consistent use of upper and lower case, then things may have been different.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 38 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Have folk seen this? It's too sad. Please don't ever post something like that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Post it on Facebook for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just got a hamburger supper from the chippy there and they gave me 2 hamburgers in it, two! I've never seen such generosity in my life, I couldn't even finish all the chips and the best thing about it was that it's was only £3.40. No wonder there's so many fat b*****ds in this country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just got a hamburger supper from the chippy there and they gave me 2 hamburgers in it, two! I've never seen such generosity in my life, I couldn't even finish all the chips and the best thing about it was that it's was only £3.40. No wonder there's so many fat b*****ds in this country. That's ridiculously cheap. Think it's £4:20 for the equivalent supper at my local chippy and you only get one hamburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: That's ridiculously cheap. Think it's £4:20 for the equivalent supper at my local chippy and you only get one hamburger. It's a pretty cheap chippy/Turkish in general and pretty good considering that it's 2 minutes for my door. God knows who's eating 2 hamburgers and a pile of chips though, I'm stappit now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, Dazzle said: It's a pretty cheap chippy/Turkish in general and pretty good considering that it's 2 minutes for my door. God knows who's eating 2 hamburgers and a pile of chips though, I'm stappit now. No room for a biscuit even? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I don't really have a sweet tooth tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dazzle said: I don't really have a sweet tooth tbh. Neither do I, but after something salty or highly savoury I crave an alternative, no matter how full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Was at Kinross services today. Went to the toilets and headed into trap one. Lying in the bottom of the pan was a huge shite that would have brought a tear to big Innes. Done a quick about turn and settled for trap two instead. Three different people went to use trap one and each one of them said "fucks sake" before heading elsewhere along the row 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hamburgers in a hamburger supper is industry standard no? Every one I have ever seen has had 2. Must be more generous in Falkirk than Fife, it's a first for me although admittedly I don't have too many burger suppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just got a hamburger supper from the chippy there and they gave me 2 hamburgers in it, two! I've never seen such generosity in my life, I couldn't even finish all the chips and the best thing about it was that it's was only £3.40. No wonder there's so many fat b*****ds in this country. I've never had a burger from the chip shop (let's not start the chippy/chipper debate) that I can remember, they any use? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: I've never had a burger from the chip shop (let's not start the chippy/chipper debate) that I can remember, they any use? Was decent enough yeah, I had originally wanted a red pudding but there was none left so opted for the burger, was a good change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Is this just a burger patty battered and deep fried? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Stealing money from babies, and now opening other people's mail.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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