Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 13 hours ago, Sweaty Morph said: Stood at a urinal...........Hadn't realised I wasn't alone until I heard a snigger and "nice one, mate" from one of the cubicles. I'm far more proud of that than I should be! Was at a public urinal just off the Royal Mile and was about finished my business when a leery lad also said "nice one, mate". He was winking and looking at my cock though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Was at a public urinal just off the Royal Mile and was about finished my business when a leery lad also said "nice one, mate". He was winking and looking at my cock though. How long did you have to wait for trade? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: How long did you have to wait for trade? I thanked him and was soon on my way. I've had people trying to fight me at urinals but a proposition was a first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was at a public urinal just off the Royal Mile and was about finished my business when a leery lad also said "nice one, mate". He was winking and looking at my cock though. He certainly wouldn't have been looking at your shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 On 1/11/2017 at 05:25, Shandon Par said: Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. That's fucking dark, Shandon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 He certainly wouldn't have been looking at your shoes. Or his paintwork 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 19 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: He certainly wouldn't have been looking at your shoes. Are you saying my cock is nicer than my shoes? That's very sweet of you (I think). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 A science guy (who just happens to be a vegan) is trying to create the perfect burger "for hardcore meat addicts" to put an end to animals being used for tasty, tasty food. Although vegetarian bampots like @Bigmouth Strikes Again will be pishing their pants at this, nothing will ever mimic the taste of grilled animal. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38664353 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire-SFC Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Was sat in a lecture at uni and in rocks this guy ten minutes late, rocks up beside me and asks if I've got a pen. So I give him a pen. In the midst of frantically writing down some notes. He doesn't take out anything to write on. So I'm thinking this is odd, Is he gonna ask for some paper. Next thing the register comes up. He signs his name. Goes thanks mate. Pulls his hat down and puts his head on the table and goes for a snooze haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ayrshire-SFC said: Was sat in a lecture at uni and in rocks this guy ten minutes late, rocks up beside me and asks if I've got a pen. So I give him a pen. In the midst of frantically writing down some notes. He doesn't take out anything to write on. So I'm thinking this is odd, Is he gonna ask for some paper. Next thing the register comes up. He signs his name. Goes thanks mate. Pulls his hat down and puts his head on the table and goes for a snooze haha That's all you need to do to get a First at Paisley University. #amiritefolks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Shiny new passport arrived today. I only sent the application form away on Friday afternoon. For once, I'm rather impressed by the home office. This is good as I'm travelling in two weeks and really didn't want a trip down to Glasgow to be interviewed for the one week service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Shiny new passport arrived today. I only sent the application form away on Friday afternoon. For once, I'm rather impressed by the home office. This is good as I'm travelling in two weeks and really didn't want a trip down to Glasgow to be interviewed for the one week service. Did it still have "European Union" at the top? Mine runs out in September and was thinking of applying early, don't want to be herded into the slow queue before the inevitable happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 You employ a cleaner to clean, not to leave pubes all over the fucking place. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/452919/cleaning-company-offering-45-an-hour-to-women-who-will-work-naked-are-inundated-with-job-applications/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Did it still have "European Union" at the top? Mine runs out in September and was thinking of applying early, don't want to be herded into the slow queue before the inevitable happens. I've just got mine in and it certainly does. It might be an idea to do it soon, before every cunto and his dog decides to go on holiday/flee Mayland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I was getting a haircut by an well endowed lady and her constantly rubbing her tits on me as she cut my hair gave me an idea that a cross between Hooters and a barber would be success. I also got a bit of a semi. That's a million pound idea right there. Free to anyone that wants it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Was on eurotrash back in the day, you're too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 30 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You employ a cleaner to clean, not to leave pubes all over the fucking place. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/452919/cleaning-company-offering-45-an-hour-to-women-who-will-work-naked-are-inundated-with-job-applications/ “no touch” and no pictures or video policy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I was getting a haircut by an well endowed lady and her constantly rubbing her tits on me as she cut my hair gave me an idea that a cross between Hooters and a barber would be success. I also got a bit of a semi. That's a million pound idea right there. Free to anyone that wants it. http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/topless-barbers-trimming-us-sailors-around-the-clock/news-story/a203cbbdcbd1a956c3db61f3054f8267 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eednud said: http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/topless-barbers-trimming-us-sailors-around-the-clock/news-story/a203cbbdcbd1a956c3db61f3054f8267 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2004/apr/18/lornamartin.theobserver Bit closer to home. Sadly closed now I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: “no touch” and no pictures or video policy. Decorum dictates that you wouldn't do it whist they were in the same room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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