sjc Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I'm just assuming. Frankly, I'd be disappointed to discover otherwise. And I was picturing more 'Donkey Punch' than 'Dead Calm'. Well, the first half, at least. You'd need a wide beam boat to properly throw someone about tbh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, sjc said: You'd need a wide beam boat to properly throw someone about tbh.... Don't do yourself down. I'm sure your lady finds your beam's width eminently satisfactory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Look out for some serious downtime on Saturday evening Is there any chance Goodwin will play? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 5 hours ago, alang1993 said: Is there any chance Goodwin will play? I think he's still registered, but has very much withdrawn to the touchline, I'm afraid. He does have to be warned to get back in the "technical area" from time to time, though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Let an absolute stinking disgrace of a fart go earlier, to which the wife, seething, replied "If a judge smelt that it'd be grounds for a divorce!" I can't stop giggling [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 05/07/2017 at 07:39, BigFatTabbyDave said: I think he's still registered, but has very much withdrawn to the touchline, I'm afraid. He does have to be warned to get back in the "technical area" from time to time, though I'm surprised that doesn't get him sent to the stand, with his record -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: The Japanese never cease to amaze on their quest for photographs. The other day they were battling over access to a bloody squirrel in hyde park. Today I am at a safari park and there is a kid trapped on a climbing frame for ten minutes howling, with the dad trying to coax him down. The mother then arrives to help her distressed child, nope she whips oot the camera, snapping furiously to capture the scene while offering no help. Eventually they got the bairn down, no doubt a tale to be told in years to come. Photo mad they are. I once witnessed an Asian family filming the children packing the bags at a Tesco in Kirkcudbright. A holiday moment for the ages that they will watch back time and time again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) When we were on holiday in New Zealand, a few times Asian women would just pick my daughter up to have their picture taken with her without asking first. The first time it happened I wasn't too happy about it, but they were harmless and my daughter was loving the attention. Edited July 6, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Should have charged them for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 When we were on holiday in New Zealand, a few times Asian women would just pick my daughter up to have their picture taken with her without asking first. The first time it happened I wasn't too happy about it, but they were harmless and my daughter was loving the attention. Let's hope Gerry McCann doesn't read this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Let's hope Gerry McCann doesn't read this Don't think he needs tips on how to get rid of children tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Don't think he needs tips on how to get rid of children tbf Or how to make money from it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Did these people have curly hair by any chance? Eastern Asians go crazy for people with curly hair for some reason. If you have curly hair go to Japan or Korea. Do a bit of banging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Did these people have curly hair by any chance? Eastern Asians go crazy for people with curly hair for some reason. This. Was sitting at a Cafe with my 3yo daughter who has strawberry blonde curly hair and some old Chinese bloke walks up to us and asks if he can take her photo. I wanted to tell him to "f**k off ya auld peedo" but I politely refused the request. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 9 hours ago, Cerberus said: Did these people have curly hair by any chance? Eastern Asians go crazy for people with curly hair for some reason. If you have curly hair go to Japan or Korea. Do a bit of banging. My daughter has the curliest blonde hair you've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My daughter has the curliest blonde hair you've ever seen. Is your daughter Juice Terry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Is your daughter Juice Terry? My daughter is Juice Terry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Football is shite but what a lovely city Vilnius is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 My gay nephew is getting a colonoscopy this weekend. Fucking loves a camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 14 hours ago, paranoid android said: My gay nephew is getting a colonoscopy this weekend. Fucking loves a camera. I think you've got the first two words of your second sentence the wrong way round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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