Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: There was yet another medical study out the other week regarding food and drink which said that 3 cups of coffee a day helps to extend your life. Cue another study in a few weeks saying that any more than 1 cup per day will kill you to death. http://news.abs-cbn.com/life/07/10/17/3-cups-of-coffee-a-day-keep-the-doctor-away-studies-say I liked the results of this NASA study on caffeine's effect on Spiders: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I enjoy a coffee but if I have more than one in a short space of time I get the shakes. Quite a low tolerance to caffeine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I cannot drink coffee, it goes right through me and makes me feel Ill. I can't even stand the smell of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 When I was a student I working in a cafe, one that took coffee pretty seriously. Biggest perk of the job is we were pretty much allowed to drink as much coffee as we wanted. I drank a lot more back then than I do now but I still don't think I was quite at your level Shandon.One thing I cannot do, for whatever reason, is mix coffee with alcohol. Brandy coffees are out of the question for me, same with pretty much any caffeine based drink with booze. Couldn't do Jaegerbombs for example. Can manage a rum and coke buy anything with more caffeine than a small glass of coke and it makes me feel horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 20 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I've never tried cutting down coffee. My newest espresso pot makes six shots at once and I'll do at least two or three pots before leaving the house then a couple of large cafetieres at work. If I go to the gym I'll neck cold coffees too. You can fit so much into the day and only need a minimal amount of sleep. Coffee is shite. I drink precisely zero each day. I think I last had a coffee in 1996. Tea is also shite. Last had in about 1997. Hated it. Don't touch the stuff either. 1 hour ago, philpy said: I cannot drink coffee, it goes right through me and makes me feel Ill. I can't even stand the smell of it. Strangely, despite not liking coffee at all, I do like the smell. Fresh coffee beans smell delightful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: When I was a student I working in a cafe, one that took coffee pretty seriously. Biggest perk of the job is we were pretty much allowed to drink as much coffee as we wanted. I drank a lot more back then than I do now but I still don't think I was quite at your level Shandon.One thing I cannot do, for whatever reason, is mix coffee with alcohol. Brandy coffees are out of the question for me, same with pretty much any caffeine based drink with booze. Couldn't do Jaegerbombs for example. Can manage a rum and coke buy anything with more caffeine than a small glass of coke and it makes me feel horrendous. Maybe you could train yourself? Try an affogato. A scoop of ice cream, chuck a shot of espresso over it and a shot of your favourite spirit/liquer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Coffee is fucking rank. Drink tea and have a word with yourselves, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Coffee > Tea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Coffee > Tea No wonder you like Tony fucking Blair with disgusting views like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Just now, Jmothecat2 said: Tea > Coffee FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 No wonder you like Tony fucking Blair with disgusting views like that. Moonlighting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Coffee is fucking rank. Drink tea and have a word with yourselves, FFS. Drink neither. They're both shite and both need to get to f**k. It's weird that for such a racist country the UK is so obsessed with tea (imported culture from China) and coffee (imported Arabic culture from Turkey). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Drink neither. They're both shite and both need to get to f**k. It's weird that for such a racist country the UK is so obsessed with tea (imported culture from China) and coffee (imported Arabic culture from Turkey). I'm not racist, some of my best friends are coffee/tea drinkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 No wonder you like Tony fucking Blair with disgusting views like that. I don't mind tea, I have a cup or two a day, but coffee is considerably better. More versatile, tastes better, smells better, contains more caffeine, drank by cooler people and it's just generally better. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I laughed almost the entire way through this: I lasted a minute, without one laugh. Not even a smile. These are shite, shite jokes, from what is a shite, shite programme throbber. Up your game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 A bit better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 That even made me giggle!They should get these c***s on mock the fucking week. It would improve it massively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I've not watched the video above but I've seen Gary Delaney live before and he was very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I thought they were pretty good jokes. Plenty of puns which is always a positive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Drink neither. They're both shite and both need to get to f**k. It's weird that for such a racist country the UK is so obsessed with tea (imported culture from China) and coffee (imported Arabic culture from Turkey).Tea is also shite. Last had in about 1997. Hated it. Don't touch the stuff either. Except at Firhill a few years ago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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