Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Mumps is one of my earliest childhood memories; the unexplained, unceasing agony. Probably contributed to my lack of belief in a deity figure...at least, not a benevolent one. Worth it to have working testicles, though. RIP Zen's knackers. Baws like oranges, I couldn't even walk bow legged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Baws like oranges, I couldn't even walk bow legged. I'm horrified to think of you in such pain. Jimmy85, probably not so much. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Baws like oranges, What about when you had mumps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I’ll be in Northern Britain before ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 29, 2017 Today marks the first time in 3 years that I've made it from one payday to the next without taking out a payday loan. Tomorrow I will pay off 2 more for good. Paid off 2 at the start of December. Moving in the right direction 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Do you not have an overdraft? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Do you not have an overdraft? Don't encourage him FFS! Only joking @DA Baracus. Keep going mate. You'll get there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I do not have an overdraft. Couldn't get one if I wanted (and I tried quite a few times over the last 3 years). I had 3 back in 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Today marks the first time in 3 years that I've made it from one payday to the next without taking out a payday loan. Tomorrow I will pay off 2 more for good. Paid off 2 at the start of December. Moving in the right direction Pleased for you DA. Payday debt can be a vicious spiral and getting to this position over Christmas shows you can do it during the normal year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I might try to get some work in New York. $1000 a day and nobody knows or cares what you're supposed to be doing. I'm ideally qualified. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/nyregion/new-york-subway-construction-costs.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I might try to get some work in New York. $1000 a day and nobody knows or cares what you're supposed to be doing. I'm ideally qualified.https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/nyregion/new-york-subway-construction-costs.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news It used to be organised crime that was blamed for driving up NY construction costs. Sounds like Tony Soprano is the cost effective option! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 54 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mixed it up earlier with a single smoked sausage (battered) accompanied by battered mushrooms. No chips. I don't even understand what's happened here. Diagrams might be needed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I don't know what to say to that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Best I can do at short notice on my phone whilst watching BT sport. Shrooms? Fucking mods, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mixed it up earlier with a single smoked sausage (battered) accompanied by battered mushrooms. No chips. By smoked sausage do you mean Saveloy? If so that would be disgusting without chips and brown sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I don't know what to say to that I see a smiley face...with 3 eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Best I can do at short notice on my phone whilst watching BT sport. Your attempts at comedy cocks are a fucking disgrace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Best I can do at short notice on my phone whilst watching BT sport. Dundee teckle are they, shrooms? No need for the tailor to ask which way you dress I assume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Best I can do at short notice on my phone whilst watching BT sport. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Your attempts at comedy cocks are a fucking disgrace. TBF he's only got one point of reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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