welshbairn Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Ruth Davidson announces she is pregnant. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-43910560 Who's the Daddy, woof woof! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, supermik said: Not heard about that sarge https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/10/peter-beardsley-newcastle-united-gardening-leave-investigation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/10/peter-beardsley-newcastle-united-gardening-leave-investigation I thought you were on about his big cheese stealing scandal in Mexico City at the World Cup in 1986. The "Hand of God" incident kind of washed the story under the carpet in the English press. Edited April 26, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I thought you were on about his big cheese stealing scandal in Mexico City at the World Cup in 1986. The "Hand of God" incident kind of washed the story under the carpet in the English press. There's nothing about stealing cheese that Beardsley could teach mik. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: There's nothing about stealing cheese that Beardsley could teach mik. If only Mik had been around to advise Bobby Moore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 On 4/25/2018 at 21:19, Romeo said: So Important things to remember when reading this post. 1. It should end up with negative rep. 2. Personal abuse and posts of the nature "man up" & "grow a pair" are obligatory. 3. Someone better share/like this in Australia I have now been off work for almost 6 weeks having been diagnosed with head and neck cancer (tonsils & lymph nodes); I am one chemo session and a week of radiotherapy into the treatment plan (2 chemo and 30 radiotherapy in total). It should be said the team looking after me expect a good outcome. I am already absolutely fucked. I am devoid of any energy, cannot sleep properly. My daily routine now involves going to the Beatson every day and trying to do stuff around the house to keep myself busy. I am trying not to rest during the day so I can get some kind of sleep at night. Because I am having radiotherapy to my neck I have to spend 40 minutes total each day on mouth care, special toothpaste, mouth washes and the like (you could eat your dinner off my mouth). The likelihood is my mouth and swallow with become so bad that i will probably have a feeding tube inserted for a period of time. things will probably get a lot worse after the second lot of chemo in 3 weeks. The family have all been great although this is massively stressful for them all and I have been chatting to someone on here who has helped a great deal. There's loads of great support at the Beatson. To put the tin lid on it I have taken the decision not to go to the game against the ***'s partly due to infection risk (insert your own joke here) and because it will be too tiring. I was going to not take up my season ticket for the first time in about 20 years but the wife has persuaded me to go ahead even if I can make anymore games this season or a chuck of next season. So........ There you go...... Gambatte mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Read about it a lot on P&B but didn't get off. What did I miss? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 "fistula in ano" and Gwynneth Paltrow https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2018/04/23/mary-wellesley/a-load-of-ballokis/#more-27259 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 37 minutes ago, Swarley said: Read about it a lot on P&B but didn't get off. What did I miss? You haven't had a good journey home, you're still not quite the right way up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Dug sprang its head collar tonight and jumped over a wall. Little did she know that over that wall is a 10-foot drop to the River Carron. She scrambled onto the embankment but was trapped down there. Had to get the Fire Brigade out to rescue her. Absolutely mortified. Thought this kind of shit only happened on Fireman Sam. Edited April 27, 2018 by Gaz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I've been watching episodes of Goodness Gracious Me. I forgot how funny it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Alfie Evans has died (2.30am) this morning. Hope there won't be a backlash directed at hospital staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/10/peter-beardsley-newcastle-united-gardening-leave-investigation “You lot should be good at this.” The evil funny looking b*****d that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Swarley said: Read about it a lot on P&B but didn't get off. What did I miss? Withdrawal symptoms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 20 hours ago, Zen Archer said: You haven't had a good journey home, you're still not quite the right way up. Stupid Android app! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixed Donner Hoagie Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Struggling to get motivated for Berlin later today....just cant be fucked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Mixed Donner Hoagie said: Struggling to get motivated for Berlin later today....just cant be fucked If you’re a German prostitute this may be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 20 minutes ago, Mixed Donner Hoagie said: Struggling to get motivated for Berlin later today....just cant be fucked First World Problems thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 My friend is currently on a first date with a 32 year old guy and he has just told her he's a virgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 My friend is currently on a first date with a 32 year old guy and he has just told her he's a virgin. Whats his username? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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