Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Granny danger in a hot tub and sauna. Just let that sink in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Was at Carlisle races yesterday and while at the bar, I overheard a conversation between two skanky looking girls that couldn’t have been much older than 18. It went something along the lines of;Girl 1 - if he thinks he can move to New Zealand he can f**k offGirl 2 - how are you going to stop him. Girl 1 - he doesn’t know I stopped taking my pill about a month ago. I’ve got 3 months to get pregnant.Some poor b*****d is getting trapped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Granny danger in a hot tub and sauna. Just let that sink in.If only... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: Was at Carlisle races yesterday and while at the bar, I overheard a conversation between two skanky looking girls that couldn’t have been much older than 18. It went something along the lines of; Girl 1 - if he thinks he can move to New Zealand he can f**k off Girl 2 - how are you going to stop him. Girl 1 - he doesn’t know I stopped taking my pill about a month ago. I’ve got 3 months to get pregnant. Some stupid b*****d is getting trapped. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 We moved in to our new house today. The basement has a sauna. A FUCKING SAUNA. Yaaaaassssss!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!I really, really hope it works.How do you move into a house not knowing it has a Sauna?Is this some sort of witness relocation programme? New identity flit in the middle of the night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Granny danger in a hot tub and sauna. Just let that sink in. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Did you not view before you bought??How do you move into a house not knowing it has a Sauna? Is this some sort of witness relocation programme? New identity flit in the middle of the night? We knew it was there (I can see how the excited tone of the post might have suggested otherwise), just thought it was something worth sharing as didn’t imagine it to be that common. Would be the worst witness protection recipient in history if the first thing I did was post even minor details of my new abode under the same not really anonymous online identity [emoji23] I put a small sauna in my last house. It was excellent and apparently has aerobic qualities. I quite miss it. I love a sauna, sadly this one doesn’t appear to be in working order, which is likely why it wasn’t advertised in the listing, but will be getting someone in to look at it pronto. Funnily enough, they must have had a pool / snooker table as well as there’s a cue rack in the garage...you didn’t live in Aberdeen did you granny? [emoji23] Just add a hot tub and you’ve a swingers club! Hot tub and an ornamental bowl for the keys and we’ll be all set. PM for details. Looks like it’s been used as a sex dungeon tbf according to a mate. Yes...used...past tense... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: I love a sauna, sadly this one doesn’t appear to be in working order, which is likely why it wasn’t advertised in the listing, but will be getting someone in to look at it pronto. Funnily enough, they must have had a pool / snooker table as well as there’s a cue rack in the garage...you didn’t live in Aberdeen did you granny? The bodies will be behind the cue rack or the sauna panelling imo. BTW you can get a new stone heater for around £250, probably much less second hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bairnardo Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 The bodies will be behind the cue rack or the sauna panelling imo. BTW you can get a new stone heater for around £250, probably much less second hand.As I have already said.... Its a small fire and a bucket of water. If he cant set a small fire in a room made of wood he doesnt deserve a sauna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: As I have already said.... Its a small fire and a bucket of water. If he cant set a small fire in a room made of wood he doesnt deserve a sauna. Grimbo thread for this pish. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I saw a pretty nice car today.Probably a beast to drive though. Hard suspension, no power steering. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Completely over did it yesterday and am rough as f**k today. Not had a hangover quite like it before in my life. Gets worse as day goes on 🤦♂️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, throbber said: It’s horrendous mate, I am absolutely useless today anyway. Is there any material difference though? Edited July 9, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 I’m glad that the day is over anyway; probably the worst day I have ever had at work.Would no one teabag you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 The revamped train station at Dundee is nice. It even has a public piano. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 I saw a guy on an electric monocycle today, I so wished he'd lose control and skin his puss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 I saw a guy on an electric monocycle today, I so wished he'd lose control and skin his puss.There's a guy down Kirkcaldy high street quite a bit with one of them. Been tempted to start throwing big sticks in front of him to test his balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Just now, grumswall said: 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I saw a guy on an electric monocycle today, I so wished he'd lose control and skin his puss. There's a guy down Kirkcaldy high street quite a bit with one of them. Been tempted to start throwing big sticks in front of him to test his balance. It was at the Adam Smith traffic light so it's probably the same fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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