AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Wid pecker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Eggheads, Monday 27th August 18:00 Still Game take on the Eggheads. https://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/gwxqyb/celebrity-eggheads--series-8-episode-11/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 After a heated FB discussion with someone who says "ken" at the end of sentences about whether Scotland was split three ways (North/East/West) which region would win I made three teams based on current/recent national team players based on their place of birth (had to be a bit creative with positions) West David Marshall Ikechi Anya Charlie Mulgrew Grant Hanley Andrew Robertson James McArthur John McGinn Callum McGregor James Forrest Robert Snodgrass Steven Naismith North Mark Ridgers Paul Dixon John Souttar Ryan Jack Craig Forsyth Graeme Shinnie Kevin McDonald Stuart Armstrong Gary Mackay-Steven Ryan Fraser Ryan Christie East Craig Gordon Stephen Whittaker Scott McKenna Paul Hanlon Stephen Kingsley Darren Fletcher Scott Brown Lewis Stevenson Oliver Burke Jason Cummings Leigh Griffiths Conclusion is now a team made up of people born outside Scotland would win... Jordan Archer Callum Paterson Liam Cooper Russell Martin Kieran Tierney Scott McTominay Tom Cairney James Morrison Matt Phillips Matt Ritchie Oliver McBurnie Forsyth and McDonald being in the "North" team whilst McKenna is in the "East" team is annoying me more than it should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 To my shame i’ve only just watched the first series of Alan Partridge on netflix, on the plus side I now understand much of the p&b chat that went over my head before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Not sure what's worse. The fact some sadcase has this or the fact such a thing has been produced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 To my shame i’ve only just watched the first series of Alan Partridge on netflix, on the plus side I now understand much of the p&b chat that went over my head before. Scum, sub human scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Impressive work by Cletus. Can anyone translate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Impressive work by Cletus. Can anyone translate? I think you'll find that's @Monkey Tennis, and @bennett would like his royalty payment, thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Out for a few pints tomorrow after being dry for 8 weeks. Not looking forward to hangover on the Sunday. Pray for ylf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 23 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: "Beef curtains' was used in my office last week* to the same effect. ok, it was by me, but it still created much sniggering mirth, even with the HR lassie who sits within earshot of our desks. ^^^^ like a wizard's sleeve IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 ^^^ clowns pocket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I am the ashamed owner of one of those phone covers that has a magnetic screen frame / saver with the option of a faux leather complete cover, I prefer to use the full options as it tends to protect my phone more while working.I’ve had this cover for 2 years and only just realised that the faux leather part also acts as a stand for my phone if I want to browse P&B hands free or watch porn one hand free. It’s a revelation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902 My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902 My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide. Quote Sarah Shaw, owner of Personalised Handmade with Love , who printed the shirt, said she found the whole thing hilarious. Miss Shaw, who has run her business for two years, said: "I have never done anything like this before. When Angela came up to me with the idea of what she wanted, I thought: this is brilliant. "The post I have put on Facebook has gone crazy. It has got so many likes and there have been lots of messages saying how funny it is. "I have been laughing about it all morning." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I am the ashamed owner of one of those phone covers that has a magnetic screen frame / saver with the option of a faux leather complete cover, I prefer to use the full options as it tends to protect my phone more while working.I’ve had this cover for 2 years and only just realised that the faux leather part also acts as a stand for my phone if I want to browse P&B hands free or watch porn one hand free. It’s a revelation! And to think we were on the same train. I thought better of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902 My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide. I would rather have a genuine bit of (poor quality) steak waiting for me at home than that. Dont know what I feel most sorry for him about; having to go home to her or having his stag do in Skegness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902 My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.She not only did that to him, but she double whammied it up bleating about it in the Daily Record. Hope she doesnt want kids or she may regret cutting his balls off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 My kids' primary school is having an additional building built, which has reduced the already woefully inadequate parking spaces available to staff. Previously there were 3 or 4 dropoff spaces, but those are now gone. There is however, a dropoff zone for the kids being brought to the special needs block. Despite multiple e-mails out, and posts on the school's social media, advising that there is no drop-off within school grounds, they are having to employ a security guard to stand at the entrance to the car park, to knock back all the 4x4 driving schoolrun parents who are too important to actually obey the requests that more ordinary mortals have the decency to obey, just to ensure that there is space for staff and special needs kids to get in. c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Couple of fuds attacking McDonalds staff in govan last nighthttps://streamable.com/19usrhttps://streamable.com/g3qh9https://streamable.com/9jfco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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