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After a heated FB discussion with someone who says "ken" at the end of sentences about whether Scotland was split three ways (North/East/West) which region would win I made three teams based on current/recent national team players based on their place of birth (had to be a bit creative with positions)



West
David Marshall
Ikechi Anya    Charlie Mulgrew    Grant Hanley    Andrew Robertson

James McArthur    John McGinn
Callum McGregor

James Forrest                   Robert Snodgrass
Steven Naismith

North
Mark Ridgers
Paul Dixon    John Souttar    Ryan Jack    Craig Forsyth

Graeme Shinnie     Kevin McDonald
Stuart Armstrong

Gary Mackay-Steven                          Ryan Fraser
Ryan Christie

East
Craig Gordon
Stephen Whittaker    Scott McKenna    Paul Hanlon    Stephen Kingsley

Darren Fletcher 
Scott Brown                    Lewis Stevenson

Oliver Burke                                                                                                              
               Jason Cummings               Leigh Griffiths

 

Conclusion is now a team made up of people born outside Scotland would win...

Jordan Archer
Callum Paterson   Liam Cooper   Russell Martin   Kieran Tierney

Scott McTominay
Tom Cairney               James Morrison

Matt Phillips                                                    Matt Ritchie
Oliver McBurnie

 

Forsyth and McDonald being in the "North" team whilst McKenna is in the "East" team is annoying me more than it should.
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To my shame i’ve only just watched the first series of Alan Partridge on netflix, on the plus side I now understand much of the p&b chat that went over my head before.

Scum, sub human scum.
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23 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

"Beef curtains' was used in my office last week* to the same effect.

ok, it was by me, but it still created much sniggering mirth, even with the HR lassie who sits within earshot of our desks.

^^^^ like a wizard's sleeve IMO

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I am the ashamed owner of one of those phone covers that has a magnetic screen frame / saver with the option of a faux leather complete cover, I prefer to use the full options as it tends to protect my phone more while working.
I’ve had this cover for 2 years and only just realised that the faux leather part also acts as a stand for my phone if I want to browse P&B hands free or watch porn one hand free. It’s a revelation!

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19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902

My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.

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Sarah Shaw, owner of Personalised Handmade with Love , who printed the shirt, said she found the whole thing hilarious.

Miss Shaw, who has run her business for two years, said: "I have never done anything like this before.


When Angela came up to me with the idea of what she wanted, I thought: this is brilliant.

"The post I have put on Facebook has gone crazy. It has got so many likes and there have been lots of messages saying how funny it is.

"I have been laughing about it all morning."

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I am the ashamed owner of one of those phone covers that has a magnetic screen frame / saver with the option of a faux leather complete cover, I prefer to use the full options as it tends to protect my phone more while working.
I’ve had this cover for 2 years and only just realised that the faux leather part also acts as a stand for my phone if I want to browse P&B hands free or watch porn one hand free. It’s a revelation!

And to think we were on the same train. I thought better of you.
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3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902

My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.

I would rather have a genuine bit of (poor quality) steak waiting for me at home than that. 

Dont know what I feel most sorry for him about; having to go home to her or having his stag do in Skegness.

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902
My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.
She not only did that to him, but she double whammied it up bleating about it in the Daily Record. Hope she doesnt want kids or she may regret cutting his balls off
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My kids' primary school is having an additional building built, which has reduced the already woefully inadequate parking spaces available to staff.  Previously there were 3 or 4 dropoff spaces, but those are now gone.  There is however, a dropoff zone for the kids being brought to the special needs block.

Despite multiple e-mails out, and posts on the school's social media, advising that there is no drop-off within school grounds, they are having to employ a security guard to stand at the entrance to the car park, to knock back all the 4x4 driving schoolrun parents who are too important to actually obey the requests that more ordinary mortals have the decency to obey, just to ensure that there is space for staff and special needs kids to get in.

c***s.

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