Mark Connolly Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 23 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Eggheads, Monday 27th August 18:00 Still Game take on the Eggheads. https://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/gwxqyb/celebrity-eggheads--series-8-episode-11/ Shug will be able to hear the conferring even when he's in the wee box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: Couple of fuds attacking McDonalds staff in govan last nighthttps://streamable.com/19usrhttps://streamable.com/g3qh9https://streamable.com/9jfco Those pesky Chelsea fans again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: My kids' primary school is having an additional building built, which has reduced the already woefully inadequate parking spaces available to staff. Previously there were 3 or 4 dropoff spaces, but those are now gone. There is however, a dropoff zone for the kids being brought to the special needs block. Despite multiple e-mails out, and posts on the school's social media, advising that there is no drop-off within school grounds, they are having to employ a security guard to stand at the entrance to the car park, to knock back all the 4x4 driving schoolrun parents who are too important to actually obey the requests that more ordinary mortals have the decency to obey, just to ensure that there is space for staff and special needs kids to get in. c***s. Kinnaird? I stay just along from that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: Couple of fuds attacking McDonalds staff in govan last nighthttps://streamable.com/19usrhttps://streamable.com/g3qh9https://streamable.com/9jfco That fat *** mess couldn't hurt a baby bird with that punch. He can hardly keep his feet he's that unfit. There would have been hell to pay if they had interrupted my fillet 'o fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902 My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.Best friend! Whit? Divorced within a year IMO.Also, she is a burger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Gaz said: Kinnaird? I stay just along from that. The very one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Gaz said: Kinnaird? No, quite easy, actually. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Bold Rover said: No, quite easy, actually. *inhales sharply through teeth* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I’ve just made coleslaw for the first time ever, as far as I’m concerned the sky is the limit, who knows, cheese savoury next 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 We moved in our new house whilst I was back in Scotland recently and the wife has been spending like there's no tomorrow.......came back to find this little shit hoovering the entire downstairs. It can be programmed to come out at any time you choose but it's sensors allow it to work around you and the furniture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Does it blow and suck on command? If so, dont be so quick to ignore it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902 My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide. She not only did that to him, but she double whammied it up bleating about it in the Daily Record. Hope she doesnt want kids or she may regret cutting his balls off Said in article she had three already! She’s only 24! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rowan said: Said in article she had three already! She’s only 24! Big paper round! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, supermik said: Does it blow and suck on command? If so, dont be so quick to ignore it! Don't talk about my wife like that please. Have some decorum FFS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 We moved in our new house whilst I was back in Scotland recently and the wife has been spending like there's no tomorrow.......came back to find this little shit hoovering the entire downstairs. It can be programmed to come out at any time you choose but it's sensors allow it to work around you and the furniture. Wait until you start getting the error messages that its stuck/bags full/battery flat, can't find home, etc. It can be a right pain in the arse.We have had one a couple of years (actually the second one) as the first one packed in under warranty. Great idea, but a long way to go. I believe Dyson have a really good one out, but not available in Asia I believe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Rowan said: Said in article she had three already! She’s only 24! 7 hours ago, sjc said: Big paper round! Bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 hours ago, sjc said: Don't talk about my wife like that please. Have some decorum FFS! I'm confused why you'd need the irobot if you have a wife (or vice versa for that matter)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 9 hours ago, sjc said: We moved in our new house whilst I was back in Scotland recently and the wife has been spending like there's no tomorrow.......came back to find this little shit hoovering the entire downstairs. It can be programmed to come out at any time you choose but it's sensors allow it to work around you and the furniture. Im confused. Did you come to Scotland on holiday and leave your wife in Japan to move house whilst you were away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: Im confused. Did you come to Scotland on holiday and leave your wife in Japan to move house whilst you were away? She moved while he was away, but he found her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 hours ago, hk blues said: I'm confused why you'd need the irobot if you have a wife (or vice versa for that matter)? I'm not complaining as my wife works full time whilst I'm only part time so the onus would be on me to "keep house". 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Im confused. Did you come to Scotland on holiday and leave your wife in Japan to move house whilst you were away? I did but the move in date was confirmed after I'd booked my flights and at £1900 I wasn't cancelling! It's not as bad as it sounds as Japanese removal companies come in, dismantle all your furniture and reassemble in the desired location of your new house. They also pack your clothes etc in boxes for you. Besides, it wasn't exactly a holiday! 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She moved while he was away, but he found her. A lifetime of stalking experience has its benefits*....... *To all the P&B pant wetters, that was a joke btw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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