KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Just now, Herman Hessian said: i'm wondering if you could put it on a slow spin, thereby creating a partial vacuum to "hold stuff in" a bit - might also help to draw out any stubborn stools, too ? that might run the risk of some passing prankster whacking it up to full speed, with you therefore suffering a prolapse and being gradually sucked in to a fecal maelstrom, mind... Great band, saw them open for Cannibal Corpse in 2003. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Today is our 3rd Wedding anniversary. Surprised I've lasted so long. Just noticed this! We share a wedding anniversary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Just noticed this! We share a wedding anniversary. Wonder* whether HSF or Mrs Danger had the worst 21/02.*I dont really, Ruggy is a fucking dreamboat**.**Never met Ruggy but he clearly is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Wonder* whether HSF or Mrs Danger had the worst 21/02. *I dont really, Ruggy is a fucking dreamboat**. **Never met Ruggy but he clearly is. Maybe they will both have a really nice day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 40 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: So what you're saying here is that @Melanius Mullarkey is a jakey that shites in communal washing machines? 38 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: More or less, the guy does still have one you being a weegie staber. "Banter" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Maybe they will both have a really nice day. I meant historically.... What this date did to them, 3 years ago for HSF or several decades ago for Mrs D. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: How can it be a record for an MLS game if it wasn't an MLS game? You know...that's a very good point. I was quoting directly from the TV news and didn't catch that. They were playing Toronto, so I suppose they must've meant 'MLS Teams'. I claim tiredness and Johnnie Walker Red as my excuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Ha, no worries. Sorry for being a pedant! [emoji3] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 55 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Just noticed this! We share a wedding anniversary. Congrats! Bairnardo, ruggy has turned into a hipster this last month and is growing a beard. Not sure if he's a dreamboat anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Congrats! Bairnardo, ruggy has turned into a hipster this last month and is growing a beard. Not sure if he's a dreamboat anymore. Nightmare. Not scoring much out of his midlife crisis there are you. Nae chance of a sports car? Eta he has been talking an awful lot about Mrs Bs potential "extra curricular" recently.... Just to be sure I will PM you a list of "sexual health discrepancies" he may encounter if he is fishing in my pond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Congrats! Bairnardo, ruggy has turned into a hipster this last month and is growing a beard. Not sure if he's a dreamboat anymore. Congrats too you too. Wait another 39 years* and he’ll be a sunken wreck. *Maybe even before then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nightmare. Not scoring much out of his midlife crisis there are you. Nae chance of a sports car? Eta he has been talking an awful lot about Mrs Bs potential "extra curricular" recently.... Just to be sure I will PM you a list of "sexual health discrepancies" he may encounter if he is fishing in my pond. Sounds like Ruggy is on a ome Paul Hartley fantasy with the beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sounds like Ruggy is on a ome Paul Hartley fantasy with the beard. Like I said... Dreamboat. Welcome in my house anytime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nightmare. Not scoring much out of his midlife crisis there are you. Nae chance of a sports car? Eta he has been talking an awful lot about Mrs Bs potential "extra curricular" recently.... Just to be sure I will PM you a list of "sexual health discrepancies" he may encounter if he is fishing in my pond. I started growing it when BSLM left. Sort of as a tribute, if you will. Nothing hipster about it, BTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I started growing it when BSLM left. Sort of as a tribute, if you will. Nothing hipster about it, BTW. Fucking knew there would be a reasonable explanation for this. Tributes to Lee Miller are a good eay more important than the opinion of a spouse in the field of facial hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Rugster: the David Bellamy of Falkirk fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Mine is tomorrow. So close xx Same day as me then, and Artur Boruc and Massimo Donati. I've just about sobered up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: Same day as me then, and Artur Boruc and Massimo Donati. I've just about sobered up. David Speedie was the only footballer I noticed sharing a birthday with when I was growing up. Other folk had people like Baggio, Maradona, Lineker, Dalglish etc and I had David fuckin Speedie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Rugster: the David Bellamy of Falkirk fans. He lives in a bush? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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