supermik Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Exactly 1 year ago today at 6.am, I had my brand new motorbike delivered to me. 86 miles later a couple of little scrotes stole it and smashed it to feck. After the nominal insurance payout, I still have £700 to pay! I am still looking, they will be found, lungs will be kicked in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Cerberus said: I saw a demo of one these today. Only a matter of time till ED-209s are shooting us out of windows IMO. Judgement Day is inevitable... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Exactly 1 year ago today at 6.am, I had my brand new motorbike delivered to me. 86 miles later a couple of little scrotes stole it and smashed it to feck. After the nominal insurance payout, I still have £700 to pay! I am still looking, they will be found, lungs will be kicked in.Franchise has really gone downhill 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Raidernation said: Fine, the evil cat will mail you to death 1st or 2nd class? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: Fine, the evil cat will mail you to death 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: 1st or 2nd class? It's going to stamp you to death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Raidernation said: Fine, the evil cat will mail you to death 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: 1st or 2nd class? 1 hour ago, Cyclizine said: It's going to stamp you to death Great post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I was stretching the envelope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 @Div needs fucking ousted for this shite, Saturday evening/night and nae P+B, get it sorted numbnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: @Div needs fucking ousted for this shite, Saturday evening/night and nae P+B, get it sorted numbnuts Best to check the St Mirren score before trying to get on P&B on a Saturday evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Best to check the St Mirren score before trying to get on P&B on a Saturday evening. toys oot pram mode then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: @Div needs fucking ousted for this shite, Saturday evening/night and nae P+B, get it sorted numbnuts Everyone should don their c**t kicking shoes and break down his front door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, Zen Archer said: Everyone should don their c**t kicking shoes and break down his front door. I’ll bring the pliers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I'm pleased to report that going Platinum has made this site run everly so smooothly, oh wait, no it fucking hasn't you hot tub dipping c**t @Div 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I wonder, on average, how long it takes Zen Archer to post when P&B returns after one of its Smurn skelping-induced outings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I wonder, on average, how long it takes Zen Archer to post when P&B returns after one of its Smurn skelping-induced outings. I see where you're coming from. I actually tried to reply to somone before the Maurines got fucked but the site imploded just prior to this. My guess is that @Div has an implosion App and fucks off to the pub on a whim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 On 01/09/2018 at 03:35, supermik said: Exactly 1 year ago today at 6.am, I had my brand new motorbike delivered to me. 86 miles later a couple of little scrotes stole it and smashed it to feck. After the nominal insurance payout, I still have £700 to pay! I am still looking, they will be found, lungs will be kicked in. They did you a favour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Three things are certain in life - death, taxes, and P&B going down after ST Mirren get horsed. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 The amount of people who seem to rely on this site as Saturday night entertainment is frightening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Does this turn you on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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