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Unfortunately she confirmed that your entire body is in proportion with your miniscule frame. She muttered something about, "not touching the sides" but I don't have a clue what she was on about. As usual.
Maybe not both sides at the same time[emoji102]
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48 minutes ago, supermik said:

How do you fill a body with concrete? :o 

Over to you, MM.

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Son in law has been trapped by the talkative neighbours' talkative daughter. He went out to do a spot of gritting and she drove home. That's 20 minutes he's been stuck out there in the cold being regaled with uninteresting story after uninteresting story.

ETA: He finally got away - he must have been there for nearly an hour!

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1 minute ago, welshbairn said:

Poor woman just wants her hole. 

As a mate of mine once remarked about the nun who was head of his primary school "It must have been eating the leg off her".

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