Drew Brees Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Imagine Google Maps assuming that you are drive a vehicle and that you're not too much of a tightarse to pay for the fucking car ferry that takes you to the island quicker than some shan bridge in forming its best route. Totally out of order. There was 2 of us, a big welfare vehicle, a fuel card and a day to get there. 2 of us and we still got lost! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 12:33, Boghead ranter said: PS how Sparklingbrook is only +12 on then greenie scale, I'll never know. i must missed this poster, I gather tits were involved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: i must missed this poster, I gather tits were involved It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: i must missed this poster, I gather tits were involved 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days. I believe some quick-witted P&Bers took screenshots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days. FWIW, and I believe this isn't widely known, it wasn't actually 'Sparklingbrook' that showed her tits - it was a fellow Mumsnetter with a grudge against Miss Brook. Absolutely cracking set of jugs it has to be said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ned Nederlander said: FWIW, and I believe this isn't widely known, it wasn't actually 'Sparklingbrook' that showed her tits - it was a fellow Mumsnetter with a grudge against Miss Brook. Absolutely cracking set of jugs it has to be said. She'll always be OUR Sparklingbrook, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 FWIW, and I believe this isn't widely known, it wasn't actually 'Sparklingbrook' that showed her tits - it was a fellow Mumsnetter with a grudge against Miss Brook. Absolutely cracking set of jugs it has to be said.They were indeed a fine set of paps... An absolute certainty that [mention]Flybhoy[/mention] will have a screenshot of them and will have shot-screen them. Tens of thousands of times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 These tits, lads. Pics or GTF! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 50 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days. 47 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I believe some quick-witted P&Bers took screenshots. Ach yeah! I mind it all now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I believe some quick-witted P&Bers took screenshots. "Screenshots" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My good mate, who just happens to be El Chapo's lawyer, has contacted me. Now that things have gone south for his client he needs some help in hiding a lot of drugs money before the CIA can get their hands on it. If any P&Ber would like to avoid the money going to the Permatanned Clown's Mexican Wall could they PM me their bank a/c details and sort code... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: How on earth could you use Google Maps whilst driving without the direction function? Unless you mean stopping every few miles to check you’re on the right road like a paper map, in which case you’d be fucking mental. I meant in pre-planning his trip. I always have a swatch beforehand to see where I'm going and what route I'll be taking rather than putting my complete faith in a piece of equipment which has been known to take people to wrong towns with the same name (even in different countries), through rivers, down stairs, along railway lines etc. If you are following the directions step by step on Google Maps then you are using it as a sat-nav which is what got him into this fine mess in the first place. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Settings > Avoid Ferries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: Settings > Avoid Ferries Hiya Chris Grayling, hiya pal! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My mate shat himself the other day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My mate shat himself the other day. [emoji38]my mate called me two fridays ago to tell me he had just shat himself and was shuffling home. absolutely made my night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I meant in pre-planning his trip. I always have a swatch beforehand to see where I'm going and what route I'll be taking rather than putting my complete faith in a piece of equipment which has been known to take people to wrong towns with the same name (even in different countries), through rivers, down stairs, along railway lines etc. If you are following the directions step by step on Google Maps then you are using it as a sat-nav which is what got him into this fine mess in the first place. Correct. It’s never did me wrong before so I had complete faith in it. Won’t make the same mistake again. Hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 29 minutes ago, paranoid android said: My mate shat himself the other day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: My good mate, who just happens to be El Chapo's lawyer, has contacted me. Now that things have gone south for his client he needs some help in hiding a lot of drugs money before the CIA can get their hands on it. If any P&Ber would like to avoid the money going to the Permatanned Clown's Mexican Wall could they PM me their bank a/c details and sort code... No problem. Is my secret account in the Bank of Nigeria okay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: My mate shat himself the other day. my mate called me two fridays ago to tell me he had just shat himself and was shuffling home. absolutely made my night My mate seemingly shat the bed - tremendous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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