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29 minutes ago, Dele said:

Div being weird because the kids Sterling paid for to attend the FA Cup semi final don't support City. 

That's the 500 kids from London, btw. 

Imagine your school forced you to go and watch Dundee United in a semi final and forced you to wear an orange scarf live on telly.

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23 hours ago, sjc said:

If only.

I don't, I live near Hiroshima. Just here for the weekend for my brother in laws wedding.

What and where in Japan are you looking to see?

f**k you!

Based in Tokyo (shinjuko). Mrs Mathematics is a total geek so anything science or techy will be up her street.

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Have it on good authority that David Jason is the next TV personality who will be revealed as being a bit gropey.

Unsure if we are talking #MeToo or YewTree tbh, but thats what I have for you.

Incorrect. It'll be Lionel Blair.
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59 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Imagine your school forced you to go and watch Dundee United in a semi final and forced you to wear an orange scarf live on telly.

The head teacher with the gun pointed at the kids must have been just out of TV shot.

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13 hours ago, tamthebam said:

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so Aneka was living in sin with her Japanese boy, the slag. 

That's a long sleeve kimono. It's not the length of the sleeve on the arm but what hangs down from it. (Yeh, I was confused at first too!)

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4 hours ago, mathematics said:

Based in Tokyo (shinjuko). Mrs Mathematics is a total geek so anything science or techy will be up her street.

There's plenty geeky and techy things to see in Tokyo alone, let alone the rest of the country. There's lots to see here both modern and old though.

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 Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

“A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers on Thursday.”

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5 hours ago, Dele said:

Ordered a Zulu's (Dundee's own brand Nandos - half the price) and everytime I hear a motor outside I'm up out my seat looking to see if its my food. 

Starvin'. 

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"Did you order a takeaway of army rations..?" 

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