8MileBU Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Where’s Throbber?Jail?https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/breaking-bad-rap-dope-bust-20133088[emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Mrs B has no idea how she got home lastnight, and made it only as far as the couch until I got up with the Bairnardiñas who promptly jumped all over her. Shes now in bed alternating between sleep and calling herself a disgrace, and is R.A.F.Ahh the dance of marriage..... Over the moon! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 The Haka is the most cringeworthy thing in world sport. An absolute minter. Rugby is shite and for c***s as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 The Haka is the most cringeworthy thing in world sport. An absolute minter. Rugby is shite and for c***s as well.Calling cards for morons for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Calling cards for morons for this pish.No rugby really is shite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 16/09/2019 at 15:20, Dee Man said: Post this footage please. @Shandon Par teaching @Bairnardo a few tricks. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards recently presented the awards at the Sevenoaks Business Award show, here is a picture of him with one of the winners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Handy an award that can double up as a butt plug! Didn’t realise lovehoney had that section on website! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: @Shandon Par teaching @Bairnardo a few tricks. I’m getting a bit old for that. Saying that, a pal and me are starting our senior citizens (40+) Sunday morning fight club tomorrow. What better way to start your Sunday than punching someone in the face at 7am? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I’m getting a bit old for that. Saying that, a pal and me are starting our senior citizens (40+) Sunday morning fight club tomorrow. What better way to start your Sunday than punching someone in the face at 7am?And an old codger as well!Saying that, you old boys will have been up for 4 hours, made breakfast, went a jog, been to the shop and all other errands run whereas us young whippersnappers would still be wiping sleep out our eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B has no idea how she got home lastnight, and made it only as far as the couch until I got up with the Bairnardiñas who promptly jumped all over her. Shes now in bed alternating between sleep and calling herself a disgrace, and is R.A.F. Ahh the dance of marriage..... Over the moon! Lift from her pimp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Clinton Morrison comes across as a bit of an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Lift from her pimp? Bit harsh calling me a pimp m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 We were out buying a new living room suite today and without any prompt the salesman starting talking about how I had health problems and his wife was going through similar. Okay, I have pretty short hair but I thought it was a bit presumptuous. I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to say that to someone without being 100% sure. I was happy he thought though tbh as I don't want anyone presuming I am "styling" my hair like this on purpose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 We were out buying a new living room suite today and without any prompt the salesman starting talking about how I had health problems and his wife was going through similar. Okay, I have pretty short hair but I thought it was a bit presumptuous. I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to say that to someone without being 100% sure. I was happy he thought though tbh as I don't want anyone presuming I am "styling" my hair like this on purpose!Maybe he was a P&Ber. Did he run after you when you left and give you a box of Maltesers? [emoji848] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Maybe he was a P&Ber. Did he run after you when you left and give you a box of Maltesers? Too busy away cashing his commission cheque. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Dele said: Clinton Morrison comes across as a bit of an idiot. Surely he comes across as a bit of a ClInt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Area 51 raid turns out to be a damp squib. they were looking in the wrong place anyway: How do you know E.T. is an Old Firm fan? Because he looks like one... What happened on Friday? Not a lot. Despite much anticipation surrounding the event, only around 75 people turned up at the front gate and nobody attempted to enter. The only person to be arrested was a man caught urinating near the entrance and a woman was detained for an undisclosed reason, Associated Press reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 The Haka is the most cringeworthy thing in world sport. An absolute minter. Rugby is shite and for c***s as well.I would never subject myself to a rugby match, but don’t the other teams just warm up or something as they do it? I get that its meant to intimidate the other team etc, so why not just turn away and get it up them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Area 51 raid turns out to be a damp squib. they were looking in the wrong place anyway: Meanwhile all the people and aliens at Area 50 were hiding and telling each other, "Sssh! They'll go away soon..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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